《The Credit Card Song》歌词

歌曲： The Credit Card Song

歌手： Dick Feller

时长： 03:15

播放 下载lrc歌词 下载纯文本歌词

The Credit Card Song - Dick Feller[00:00:00]

Well I guess this story must begin[00:00:04]

That fateful day a way back when[00:00:05]

I decided I should have a credit card[00:00:07]

So I filled out this application[00:00:11]

Listed all my recommendations[00:00:14]

Sent it off in the mail[00:00:16]

And in a month or so the mailman[00:00:17]

Brought me my brand new charge all card[00:00:19]

Better than checks[00:00:22]

Safer than money[00:00:24]

And not near as dirty[00:00:25]

Well it laid around for a couple of days[00:00:29]

And finally I thought what the hay[00:00:31]

Why not see if this thing 'll really work[00:00:33]

So I went down to my favorite store[00:00:37]

Picked out three or four shirts or more[00:00:39]

A pair of pants and a striped tie[00:00:41]

And the man came by and said[00:00:43]

Yes Sir cash or charge[00:00:45]

I said yes put it on my credit card[00:00:47]

Write that dude up ahhh convenient[00:00:49]

Now I put that card away in a drawer[00:00:55]

And I never charged one dollar more[00:00:57]

Then one day in the mail I got this bill[00:00:59]

Typed on a card all full of holes[00:01:03]

That says do not staple bend or fold[00:01:05]

Was the astronomical figure of thirty two hundred dollars[00:01:07]

And forty two cents when[00:01:10]

There's been a mistake[00:01:13]

So I got on the phone hello hello[00:01:15]

I got Mr Black and Mr Brown[00:01:21]

And then I got the run a round[00:01:23]

'Til finally Mr Green came on the line[00:01:25]

I said Sir this may be hard to take[00:01:29]

But your computer's made a mistake[00:01:31]

It says I owe more money than I've ever seen[00:01:33]

And he said people like you make mistakes[00:01:36]

Computers do not lie[00:01:39]

Send us the bread P D Q[00:01:41]

Well this had just about done me in[00:01:47]

So I grabbed that computer card again[00:01:49]

The one with all those holes punched out so nice[00:01:51]

And I threw it on the floor and I stomped it twice[00:01:55]

And then I whipped out my pocket knife[00:01:57]

And punched out a few more holes[00:01:59]

Where there hadn't been no holes before[00:02:00]

And I bent it double[00:02:02]

Stapled it across the end[00:02:04]

Drove my car over it[00:02:07]

Stick that up your computer[00:02:09]

I sent her back in and never heard no more[00:02:13]

'Til one day the mailman came to the door[00:02:15]

With a special delivery from the charge all place[00:02:17]

Inside was a note from Mr Green[00:02:21]

Said we ran your card through our machine[00:02:23]

And it tells us that you overpaid your bill[00:02:25]

Enclosed is a check payable to you[00:02:28]

For nine thousand dollars[00:02:31]

We appreciate your business[00:02:34]

Well I got back on the phone again called Mr Green[00:02:39]

And he was I[00:02:42]

And I said I think there is something you should know[00:02:43]

Then I told him what the computer had done[00:02:47]

And I said just remember you're the one[00:02:49]

That told me computer's do not lie[00:02:52]

Thank you[00:02:55]