《If You Must》歌词

歌曲： If You Must

所属专辑：Both Sides of the Brain

歌手： Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

时长： 03:45

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If You Must (如果你必须) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien[00:00:00]

It's important to practice good hygiene[00:00:24]

At least if you wanna run with my team[00:00:27]

I'm bout to get into some sh*t that I've seen[00:00:29]

This fool's breath I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream[00:00:31]

They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things[00:00:34]

Sittin too close to him it burned() like my eyes sting[00:00:36]

I try to be subtle hand him a stick of gum[00:00:39]

I was a victim of breath on him[00:00:42]

Running his yap about what sets he from[00:00:44]

Gotta get some gum gotta get him some[00:00:47]

He turned it down his teeth was brown[00:00:49]

Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation[00:00:52]

I had to ask the d**e to pass the soap[00:00:54]

'Cause his toe had the sniff of crustaceans[00:00:56]

Or bathrooms in a bus station[00:00:59]

He had a can of Olde E and some raisins[00:01:00]

Amazing head to toe B O [00:01:04]

He didn't know used to the fragrance[00:01:06]

Just as the days went without bathing[00:01:08]

He felt manly and not like a maiden[00:01:11]

He had one dread and fungus[00:01:13]

Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers[00:01:16]

Girls not the guy you would want to tongue ya[00:01:19]

So guys take your cue from this number[00:01:21]

You gotta wash your a** if you must[00:01:23]

You gotta wash your hair if you must[00:01:25]

You gotta brush your teeth if you must[00:01:27]

Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy[00:01:30]

You gotta wash your a** if you must[00:01:33]

You gotta wash your hair if you must[00:01:35]

You gotta brush your teeth if you must[00:01:38]

Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy[00:01:40]

Now at class you need total concentration[00:01:53]

But there's kids in the back holdin conversations[00:01:56]

Crackin on each other and neither were poster boys[00:01:59]

Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids[00:02:01]

Coast and Joy they leave their absence[00:02:04]

One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks[00:02:05]

Brimstone girls would never bring him home[00:02:08]

I was laughin then his friend raised his tone[00:02:10]

And said "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"[00:02:13]

I know some people your a** should be submerged[00:02:16]

Like you need to deal with water 'cause you smell like a turd[00:02:18]

Wanna cap get some courage your feet smell lurid[00:02:20]

Well look it up[00:02:23]

And while you're at it get a cup[00:02:24]

And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle[00:02:26]

You get our vote for most stinkiest[00:02:28]

That ni**a started thinkin of sh*t said I was frail[00:02:30]

I said he was stale[00:02:33]

Underarms is ripe[00:02:34]

Undergarments tight about to leap out your holy sweats[00:02:36]

And we holdin bets and after this I'm gonna collect[00:02:39]

Ni**a check yourself[00:02:41]

Respect yourself[00:02:42]

And wash your mothaf**kin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt[00:02:43]

Like radioactive no lady find you attractive[00:02:46]

The funk got you captive[00:02:48]

You don't need a map b**ch[00:02:50]

You gotta wash your a** if you must[00:02:57]

You gotta wash your hair if you must[00:03:02]

You gotta brush your teeth if you must[00:03:05]

Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy[00:03:07]

You gotta wash your a** if you must[00:03:09]

You gotta wash your hair if you must[00:03:12]

You gotta brush your teeth if you must[00:03:14]

Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy[00:03:17]