《Sleepin’ On My Couch(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： Sleepin’ On My Couch(LP版)

所属专辑：I Wish My Brother George Was Here

歌手： Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

时长： 03:18

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Sleepin' On My Couch (LP版) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien[00:00:00]

It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus[00:00:18]

And end up on my couch at night without notice[00:00:21]

It's cool to have a friend over every now and then[00:00:23]

But I gotta have my space[00:00:25]

And I don't wanna see their face[00:00:27]

Like every single day of the week[00:00:28]

Talk is cheap[00:00:30]

You betta find yourself another place to sleep[00:00:31]

It ain't my fault that ya moms got fed up[00:00:33]

And now you wanna come to my crib and wet my bed up[00:00:36]

You better find a job so you can get an apartment[00:00:38]

And you can save your crocodile tears[00:00:40]

Don't even start[00:00:42]

With the sob stories[00:00:43]

I got enough from the other seven brothers[00:00:44]

In the den playin' genesis[00:00:46]

Damn I can't win at this[00:00:47]

Seems like I'm gonna have to flip[00:00:49]

And tell those other brothers[00:00:50]

That they're gonna have to skip[00:00:52]

I've had it up to here with these lazy cats[00:00:53]

Sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that[00:00:55]

People come to my house[00:01:08]

And kinda wonder where the squadron's at[00:01:09]

They're not gone[00:01:11]

They're just down at the laundromat[00:01:12]

Because they wear the same pairs of clothing[00:01:13]

I'm taking up crazy patience just holding[00:01:15]

My temper[00:01:18]

I'm about to start charging rent for[00:01:19]

Every single brother[00:01:20]

That kicked it with my mother eating biscuits[00:01:21]

On Saturday morning like a family[00:01:23]

The minute they step[00:01:25]

It's like moms is crazy mad at me[00:01:26]

'Cause they're in my mother's room watching television[00:01:28]

I feel like giving 'em the boot[00:01:31]

And say the hell with 'em[00:01:32]

But if I give 'em the boot[00:01:33]

I'm not a friend though[00:01:34]

Even though my room[00:01:35]

Smells like dime bags of indo but[00:01:36]

I can't pretend like I haven't been peepin' it[00:01:38]

Even mom knows that my brothers been sleepin'[00:01:40]

On my couch for weeks[00:01:43]

So your speeches fall flat[00:01:44]

Sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that[00:01:45]

Maybe this was just my upbringing perhaps[00:01:58]

But I was taught that I shouldn't[00:02:00]

Take seven day naps[00:02:01]

At other brothers' cribs like I don't have a home[00:02:03]

Brothas on my couch so much there's like foam[00:02:05]

Coming out the seams[00:02:08]

And a pair of jeans is missing from my closet[00:02:09]

I wonder why I even bother being friendly[00:02:11]

They're running my a** like the Indy 5000[00:02:13]

They went and wrinkled my mother's blouse[00:02:16]

When they snuck downstairs[00:02:17]

For a midnight snack[00:02:19]

And ate the last slice of bread[00:02:20]

And a box of apple jacks[00:02:21]

Then they hit the sack[00:02:23]

With the stereo blastin'[00:02:24]

And even little Tyson is fed up[00:02:25]

So I'm askin'[00:02:27]

You all to jet[00:02:28]

Before I get upset[00:02:29]

And throw each and every one[00:02:30]

Of you bums out on your back[00:02:31]

My house is a mess[00:02:33]

So step ya little pest[00:02:34]

Who was sleepin' on my couch 'cause I'm tired of that[00:02:35]