所属专辑:Himself
歌手: Bill Cosby
时长: 04:21
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these are the results of a thousand electric volts[00:00:08]
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a neck with bolts, "nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!"[00:00:11]
a kid who refused to respect adults[00:00:13]
wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose[00:00:15]
a corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery[00:00:18]
cause i was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me[00:00:21]
and i might snap, one day just like that[00:00:23]
i decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack[00:00:25]
(whosssssh) my first day in junior high, this kid said,[00:00:28]
"it's you and i, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die"[00:00:31]
i looked at my watch it was one twenty[00:00:34]
"i already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?"[00:00:35]
he said, "don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..."[00:00:39]
my palms were sweaty, and i started to shake at first[00:00:41]
something told me, "try to fake a stomach ache it works"[00:00:43]
i screamed, "owww! my appendix feels like they could burst![00:00:46]
teacher, teacher, quick i need a naked nurse!"[00:00:49]
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and just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework."[00:01:01]
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brain damage, ever since the day i was born[00:01:09]
drugs is what they used to say i was on[00:01:11]
they say i never knew which way i was goin[00:01:14]
but everywhere i go they keep playin my song[00:01:16]
brain damage..[00:01:29]
way before my baby daughter hailey[00:01:29]
i was harassed daily by this fat kid named d'angelo bailey[00:01:31]
an eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes[00:01:34]
so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers[00:01:37]
one day he came in the bathroom while i was pissin[00:01:39]
and had me in the position to beat me into submission[00:01:41]
he banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,[00:01:44]
soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat[00:01:46]
i tried to plead and tell him, "we shouldn't beef"[00:01:49]
but he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and i couldn't breathe[00:01:51]
he looked at me and said, "you gonna die honkey!"[00:01:54]
the principal walked in (what's going on in here?)[00:01:56]
and started helpin him stomp me[00:01:59]
i made them think they beat me to death[00:02:00]
holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left[00:02:01]
then i got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth[00:02:04]
kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws[00:02:06]
grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools[00:02:09]
"this is for every time you took my orange juice,[00:02:11]
or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.[00:02:14]
every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.[00:02:17]
i'm gettin you back bully! now once and for good."[00:02:19]
i cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as i could[00:02:22]
and beat him over the head with it til i broke the wood[00:02:24]
knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..[00:02:27]
.. made it home, later that same day[00:02:30]
started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray[00:02:32]
i couldn't even see what i was tryin to read[00:02:35]
i went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed[00:02:37]
my mother started screamin, "what are you on, drugs?!?[00:02:39]
look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (sorry!)[00:02:42]
she beat me over the head with the remote control[00:02:44]
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull[00:02:47]
i picked it up and screamed, "look *, what have you done?!?"[00:02:49]
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took it and stuck it back up in my head[00:02:55]
then i sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck[00:02:57]
brain damage..[00:03:20]
it's brain damage..[00:03:23]
i got brain damage..[00:03:25]
it's brain damage..[00:03:28]
it's probably brain damage..[00:03:30]
it's brai……[00:03:33]