《Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo - Album Version》歌词

歌曲： Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo - Album Version

歌手： Cowboy Timmy

时长： 02:16

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We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose[00:00:00]

And we all know frosty who's made out of snow[00:00:04]

But all of those stories seem kind of Gay[00:00:08]

Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday[00:00:12]

Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo[00:00:22]

Small and Brown he comes from you[00:00:25]

Sit on the toilet here he comes[00:00:27]

Squeeze him tween your festive buns[00:00:29]

A present from down below[00:00:32]

Speading joy with a 'howdy ho[00:00:34]

He's seen the love inside of you[00:00:37]

Cos he's a piece of poo[00:00:39]

Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny[00:00:41]

He can be brown or greenish-brown[00:00:43]

But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve[00:00:46]

He might come to your town[00:00:48]

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo[00:00:50]

He loves me I love you[00:00:53]

Therefore vicariously he loves you[00:00:55]

'I can make a Mr Hankey too[00:00:57]

Well Kyle where is he[00:01:02]

Uh he's coming[00:01:05]

Come on dude Push[00:01:07]

I'm trying'[00:01:09]

Wait Wait I can see his head[00:01:10]

Here he comes[00:01:12]

HOWDY HO[00:01:16]

I'm Mr Hankey the Christmas poo[00:01:18]

Seasons greetings to all of you[00:01:21]

Lets sing songs and dance and play[00:01:23]

Now before I melt away[00:01:26]

Here's a game I like to play[00:01:28]

Stick me in your mouth and try to say[00:01:30]

'Howdy ho ho yum yum yum[00:01:32]

Christmas time has come[00:01:35]

Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm[00:01:37]

Sometimes he practically water [00:01:39]

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass[00:01:42]

And wont fall in the toilet [00:01:44]

Cos he's just clinging to your sphincter[00:01:45]

And he wont drop off [00:01:47]

And so you shake yourass around[00:01:49]

And try to get it to drop in the toilet[00:01:50]

And finally it does[00:01:51]

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo[00:01:54]

Christmas leaves he must leave too[00:01:57]

Flush him down but he's never gone[00:01:59]

His smell and his spirit lingers on[00:02:04]

Howdy ho[00:02:11]