所属专辑:Jhelli Beam
歌手: Busdriver
时长: 02:16
World Agape - Busdriver[00:00:01]
Whoo [00:00:03]
Art rap art rap art rap art rap [00:00:04]
Whoo [00:00:07]
Who better qualified to mediate in the larp discord[00:00:09]
With my dewy moleskin brewing cauldron and karmic orb[00:00:12]
I'm fully pantsless like the wooly mammoth from the tar pit gorge[00:00:14]
Yet I'm David Carradine taking thorazine off the starship oars[00:00:17]
No godhead in the blog thread stringing this harpsichord[00:00:19]
No tasteful tunes just tablespoons of parsnip porridge[00:00:21]
Of the bleeded ether from the Greenpeacer's alarmist lore[00:00:24]
I'm dashing and windblown[00:00:27]
When the world's agape[00:00:28]
And I bookend your smiles with unhappy endings[00:00:30]
I'm dashing and windblown[00:00:34]
When the world's agape[00:00:35]
Drop orange rind on the war crime set in the crowded ballot[00:00:38]
With my in-laws and Limbaugh singing a power ballad[00:00:41]
Their price gouging funds their night outings and flowered phallice[00:00:43]
More than spider bites we give them writer's strikes and an endowed outage[00:00:45]
The ulcer gargle and dulcimer drone are character-driven[00:00:48]
Like the "no sir" art show sulfur marble and American women[00:00:50]
This bonus disk shows my showmanship and parenting acumen[00:00:53]
I'm dashing and windblown[00:00:56]
When the world's agape[00:00:57]
And I bookend your smiles with unhappy endings[00:00:59]
I'm dashing and windblown[00:01:03]
When the world's agape[00:01:04]
Oh what to do[00:01:05]
Oh what to do when the world we service is a whirling dervish[00:01:07]
And my sidekick aids his surly cervix he's burly and girlish[00:01:10]
And I'm Isaac Hayes on a gurney in Zurich saying[00:01:12]
"Man up puss Right now "[00:01:14]
We're telling kids[00:01:17]
"Oh yes you can't"[00:01:19]
I'm rushed to hair and make-up on the war-torn beachfront[00:01:21]
Where I narrate stuff like a foreign-born creampuff[00:01:24]
But I forewarn the teen pups that their core's worn and pre-shrunk[00:01:27]
Then in poor form I triple lutz and I land on my gristle hump[00:01:30]
But really[00:01:33]
I'm into spooning and spoonerisms[00:01:34]
And I make a splash like my hands are two-thirds fish fin[00:01:35]
Because when I talk it's like nuclear fission yet it resonates[00:01:37]
Like a Ferris Bueller ditch party[00:01:39]
Apply the oil-slick sheen of the Blue Man Group[00:01:41]
Eat Soylent Green by the two-hand scoop[00:01:43]
When you see my face at the newsstand booth[00:01:45]
With plutonium in his thermos[00:01:47]
I got Obi-Wan discharged[00:01:49]
With my phony gun and lip service[00:01:50]
I earned the large gift card[00:01:52]
To stir up the stern class kings and nurture the saplings[00:01:54]
I earn medals dirt-pedal with the facial hair of Burt Reynolds[00:02:00]
Burnt kettles on my turntables[00:02:02]
Make sheet music leak coolant[00:02:04]
When I speak to it[00:02:05]