《Germs That May Cause the Following》歌词

歌曲： Germs That May Cause the Following

所属专辑：The Weather (Explicit)

歌手： Busdriver&Radioinactive&D

时长： 02:42

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Germs That May Cause the Following - Busdriver/Radioinactive/Daedelus[00:00:00]

You're the guy I read about[00:00:19]

Here take this autographed headshot[00:00:20]

Thank you but I don't do d**gs[00:00:21]

But I'm an actor[00:00:22]

I'm in a German-speaking country[00:00:23]

The devil made me grow a handlebar moustache[00:00:24]

He gave me a salad full of seasoned crush glass[00:00:25]

This product is know to prevent germs that may[00:00:29]

cause the following ear infection[00:00:30]

Nausea[00:00:31]

Tuberculosis[00:00:31]

Acne[00:00:32]

Chaffing[00:00:32]

Diaper-rash[00:00:33]

Forgetfulness[00:00:33]

Unemployment[00:00:34]

Reckless driving[00:00:34]

Shaky hands[00:00:35]

Stinky feet[00:00:35]

In-gown toenails[00:00:36]

Coked-up 80's band's coat-tails[00:00:36]

A lady's man's boat sail...[00:00:37]

so the homie will post bail...[00:00:38]

so the natives will blow the conch shell...[00:00:40]

so the plaintiff will hide his cottontail...[00:00:41]

I've made up my mind about the office sales...[00:00:42]

the defendant who lied about the carcass smell...[00:00:43]

the rigor mortis had set in...[00:00:45]

the picture portraits of dead friends...[00:00:46]

are fishing for corpses in bed pans[00:00:47]

Who ever did my sister's abortion's a dead man[00:00:48]

If I read an exert from the Tao of Pooh[00:00:55]

The crowd will boo[00:00:56]

Hiss[00:00:57]

And complain and pout and whine[00:00:57]

But there's no double-threat in doing a shuffle step in a too-too[00:01:00]

The litterbug n***a loves and buys a ticket stub[00:01:02]

You are confusing that Mercedes emblem for a peace sign[00:01:04]

Philanthropist check clearing looks good at press hearings[00:01:06]

And I'm mistaking that peace sign for a crosshair[00:01:10]

Agents with earpieces tailing my Civic[00:01:11]

I really can't read your mind for this collect-call fair[00:01:15]

Necktie tree hanging[00:01:17]

Rectify pee-braining[00:01:18]

Me and my networking yuppie friends[00:01:19]

Xeroxing our resumes in 1... 2...[00:01:21]

3...[00:01:23]

4...[00:01:24]

According to the status of my migraine[00:01:41]

You've been surveying me in your spy plane[00:01:44]

I'm a secret agent with a speaker fragrance[00:01:46]

and I have a secret cage in my frequent conversations[00:01:48]

and frequent flyer miles and my little ankle wings[00:01:51]

And even when a liar smiles[00:01:55]

There's people eating spider bile with sequenced aprons[00:01:56]

for the purpose of treating their hyper child[00:01:59]