歌手: Boom the Bass
时长: 04:09
Funky Cold Medina - Boom the Bass[00:00:00]
Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action[00:00:21]
But like Mike Jagger said[00:00:25]
I can't get no satisfaction[00:00:27]
The girls are all around[00:00:29]
But none of them wanna get with me[00:00:31]
My threads are fresh and[00:00:33]
I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C[00:00:34]
The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar[00:00:37]
Havin' drinks with some no name chump[00:00:41]
When they know that I'm the star[00:00:43]
So I got up and strolled over[00:00:45]
To the other side of the cantina[00:00:47]
I asked the guy why you so fly[00:00:49]
He said Funky cold medina[00:00:51]
Funky cold medina[00:01:01]
This brother told me a secret on[00:01:10]
How to get more chicks[00:01:12]
Put a little medina in your glass[00:01:14]
And the girls'll come real quick[00:01:16]
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac[00:01:18]
A couple of sips of this love[00:01:22]
Potion and she'll be on your lap[00:01:23]
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg[00:01:26]
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me[00:01:30]
And did the wild thing on my leg[00:01:32]
He used to scratch and bite me[00:01:34]
Before he was much much meaner[00:01:36]
But now all the poodles run to[00:01:38]
My house for the Funky cold medina[00:01:39]
You know what I'm sayin'[00:01:43]
I got every dog in my neighborhood[00:01:45]
Breakin' down' my door[00:01:47]
I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's[00:01:48]
They won't leave my dog alone[00:01:53]
With that medina pal[00:01:54]
I went up to this girl she said[00:01:58]
Hi my name is Sheena[00:02:00]
I thought she'd be good to go[00:02:02]
With a little funky cold medina[00:02:04]
She said I'd like a drink I said[00:02:06]
Ehm ok I'll go get it[00:02:08]
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips[00:02:10]
And I knew that she was with it[00:02:12]
So I took her to my crib and[00:02:14]
Everything went well as planned[00:02:16]
But when she got undressed[00:02:18]
It was a big old mess Sheena was a man[00:02:19]
So I threw him out I don't fool[00:02:22]
Around with no Oscar Meyer wiener[00:02:24]
You must be sure that the girl[00:02:27]
Is pure for the Funky cold medina[00:02:28]
You know what I'm sayin'[00:02:31]
Ain't no plans with a man[00:02:34]
This is the 80's don't know this[00:02:36]
Down with the ladies[00:02:38]
No joke[00:02:40]
Break it down[00:02:46]
Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection[00:03:20]
I took a shot as a contestant[00:03:23]
On the love connection[00:03:25]
The audience voted and you[00:03:27]
Know they picked a winner[00:03:30]
I took my date to the Hilton[00:03:31]
For medina and some dinner[00:03:33]
We had a few drinks[00:03:36]
I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'[00:03:37]
Instead she started[00:03:39]
Talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'[00:03:40]
Said go my call[00:03:43]
And hit the don't[00:03:44]
I said may be I'll be see me[00:03:46]
That's why I found you[00:03:48]
Don't play around with the Funky cold medina[00:03:49]
Ya know what I'm sayin'[00:03:53]
That medina's a monster[00:03:54]
Funky cold medina[00:03:59]