《If I Could Play Piano》歌词

歌曲： If I Could Play Piano

所属专辑：Allan Sherman Live! (Hoping You Are The Same)

歌手： Allan Sherman

时长： 02:10

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If I Could Play Piano - Allan Sherman[00:00:00]

All my life I've loved Jimmy Durante [00:00:00]

As I suppose you have too [00:00:02]

And the next thing is kind of[00:00:04]

A Jimmy Durante type song that I wrote [00:00:05]

And it goes like this[00:00:07]

If I could play the piano[00:00:28]

Like I'd like to play the piano [00:00:30]

I would sit down at the piano [00:00:32]

And I'd play [00:00:34]

That's how I'll play the piano night and day [00:00:40]

If I could play the banjo[00:00:44]

Like I'd like to play the banjo [00:00:46]

I'd go out and buy a banjo[00:00:47]

And a pick [00:00:49]

I mean I'd play the banjo really slick [00:00:55]

If I could play the bongos [00:00:59]

I'd go get a set of drums [00:01:01]

I'd entertain my chums[00:01:07]

And then they'd call me twinkle thumbs [00:01:09]

But I can't play the piano [00:01:11]

Or the banjo or the bongos [00:01:12]

Cause when I sit down to play[00:01:15]

The people laugh [00:01:16]

So I guess I'll have to play my phonograph [00:01:22]

But my phonograph is broke [00:01:26]

My phonograph is broke [00:01:28]

My phonograph is broke [00:01:30]

I bought it in Hoboken [00:01:32]

They fixed it in Shamokin [00:01:34]

I mean it I'm not jokin' [00:01:36]

My phonograph is broke [00:01:38]

Let's finish this I'm chokin' [00:01:39]

I'm chokin' and I'm croakin' [00:01:41]

Hey stop the music [00:01:43]

Stop the music [00:01:45]

Stop the music [00:01:46]

Stop the music [00:01:49]

The following big finish comes to you[00:01:50]

From that other great piano player [00:01:52]

Van Cliburn [00:01:55]

Tank you [00:01:56]