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Slim Chance & The Can't Hardly Playboys - Dash Rip Rock/Billie Davis/Kyle Melancon[00:00:00]
Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys[00:00:04]
Are picking at your local saloon[00:00:06]
They got a new song out on Polish Records [00:00:08]
It'll be a Polish hit real soon[00:00:10]
They picked every honky tonk[00:00:11]
And bar from here to Timbuktu[00:00:13]
Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys[00:00:15]
Are busting their butts for you[00:00:16]
Out where the cars are up on blocks[00:00:19]
And the houses are on wheels[00:00:21]
Slim and a big time booking agent [00:00:23]
They cooked up a hell of a deal[00:00:25]
They'd pick every WalMart[00:00:26]
Parking lot across the USA[00:00:28]
If the Good Lord's willing[00:00:30]
And the creek don't rise[00:00:31]
And they figure out how to get paid[00:00:32]
No Chance was the only chance[00:00:34]
The Playboys ever had[00:00:38]
No matter how they picked them [00:00:40]
Everything they played was bad[00:00:42]
Then Slim come along[00:00:43]
And he played the songs[00:00:44]
That stick right in your head[00:00:45]
Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys[00:00:47]
Are really a-knocking them dead[00:00:49]
Esmeralda Muckinfuch was Slim's good timing gal[00:01:07]
She wasn't much to look at[00:01:10]
But Slim loved her anyhow[00:01:12]
You couldn't beat her when she's sober [00:01:13]
But you had to when she's drunk[00:01:15]
We all called her the Country Kitty [00:01:17]
Cause she smelled just like a[00:01:19]
What in the world was that[00:01:20]
Slim Chance could be anyone[00:02:04]
Who hangs out in a bar[00:02:10]
Or any local yokel who sings and plays guitar[00:02:15]
All the boys and girls around the world[00:02:24]
Now they know who they are[00:02:29]
Slim Chance is about the best chance[00:02:34]
That they got to be a star[00:02:39]
Slim Chance is about the best chance[00:02:46]
That they got to be a star[00:02:50]