《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

歌曲： Funky Cold Medina

所属专辑：Mashed Up

歌手： Kosca

时长： 03:41

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Funky Cold Medina - Kosca[00:00:00]

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action[00:00:08]

But like mike jagger said I can't get no satisfaction'[00:00:11]

The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me[00:00:16]

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with LOC[00:00:20]

The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar[00:00:24]

Havin' drinks with some no name chump[00:00:28]

When they know that I'm the star[00:00:30]

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina[00:00:32]

I asked the guy why you so fly he said funky cold medina[00:00:35]

Funky cold medina[00:00:47]

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks[00:00:56]

Put a little medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick[00:01:00]

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac[00:01:04]

A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap[00:01:08]

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg[00:01:12]

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me[00:01:16]

And did the wild thing on my leg[00:01:18]

He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner[00:01:20]

But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina[00:01:24]

You know what I'm sayin'[00:01:30]

I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door[00:01:32]

I got spuds mckenzie alex from stroh's[00:01:37]

They won't leave my dog alone with that medina pal[00:01:41]

I went up to this girl she said hi my name is sheena[00:01:44]

I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina[00:01:48]

She said I'd like a drink I said ehm ok I'll go get it[00:01:52]

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips[00:01:56]

And I knew that she was with it[00:01:58]

So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned[00:02:00]

But when she got undressed it was a big old mess sheena was a man[00:02:04]

So I threw him out I don't fool around with no oscar meyer wiener[00:02:08]

You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina[00:02:12]

You know ain't no plans with a man[00:02:18]

This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies[00:02:22]

Break it down[00:02:32]

Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection[00:02:49]

I took a shot as a contestant on the love connection[00:02:53]

The audience voted and you know they picked a winner[00:02:57]

I took my date to the hilton for medina and some dinner[00:03:01]

She had a few drinks I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'[00:03:05]

Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'[00:03:09]

I said wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein' you[00:03:13]

That's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina[00:03:17]