《Kung Fu International(B side)》歌词

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Kung Fu International(B side) - John Cooper Clarke[00:00:00]

Written by：John Cooper Clarke[00:00:01]

Outside the take away Saturday night[00:00:05]

A bald adolescent asks me out for a fight[00:00:08]

He was no bigger than a two penny fart[00:00:12]

He was a deft exponent of the martial art[00:00:15]

He gave me three warnings[00:00:20]

Trod on me toes stuck his fingers in my eyes[00:00:22]

And kicked me in the nose[00:00:25]

A rabbit punch made me eyes explode[00:00:27]

My head went dead I fell in the road[00:00:30]

I pleaded for mercy[00:00:33]

I wriggled on the ground[00:00:35]

He kicked me in the balls[00:00:36]

And said something profound[00:00:38]

Stole me chop suey and left me for dead[00:00:40]

Through rivers of blood and splintered bones[00:00:42]

I crawled half a mile to the public telephone[00:00:46]

Pulled the corpse out the call box held back the bile[00:00:49]

And with a broken index finger I proceeded to dial[00:00:52]

I couldn't get an ambulance[00:00:56]

The phone was screwed[00:00:58]

The receiver fell in half[00:00:59]

It had been kung fu'd[00:01:01]

A black belt karate cop opened up the door[00:01:03]

Demanding information about the stiff on the floor[00:01:06]

He looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po[00:01:09]

He said what's all this then[00:01:13]

Ah so ah so ah so[00:01:14]

He wore a bamboo mask[00:01:16]

He was gen'ned on zen[00:01:17]

He finished his devotions and he beat me up again[00:01:19]

Thanks to that embryonic Bruce lee[00:01:23]

I'm a shadow of the person that I used to be[00:01:25]

I can't go back to Salford[00:01:28]

The cops have got me marked[00:01:30]

Enter the Dragon[00:01:32]

Exit johnny Clarke[00:01:33]

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