所属专辑:Anthologia
时长: 01:58
The Pest(Live) - John Cooper Clarke[00:00:00]
The pest pulled up[00:00:16]
Propped his pushbike[00:00:19]
At a pillar box[00:00:20]
Pulled his peen[00:00:21]
Paused at a post and pissed[00:00:23]
Piss in the proper place[00:00:27]
Pronounced a perturbed pedestrian[00:00:29]
And presently[00:00:31]
This particular part[00:00:32]
Of the planet was[00:00:33]
Plunged into a panorama of public[00:00:35]
Pressure and pleasure through pain[00:00:37]
The pandemonium[00:00:41]
Prompted the police[00:00:42]
Who patrolled the precinct[00:00:43]
In panda cars[00:00:45]
To pull up and peruse the problem[00:00:46]
While pickpockets[00:00:48]
Picked pockets in pairs[00:00:49]
Arrest the pest who[00:00:51]
So pointedly pissed[00:00:53]
In that public place[00:00:55]
Pleaded the peeved people[00:00:56]
Practically palpitating[00:00:58]
The powerful police[00:01:01]
Picked up the pest[00:01:03]
Pronounced him a poof a pansy[00:01:04]
A punk rocker a pinko[00:01:06]
A poodle poker[00:01:08]
They picked him up[00:01:09]
Pummeled his pelvis[00:01:10]
Punctured his pipes[00:01:10]
Played ping-pong[00:01:12]
With his pubic parts[00:01:13]
And packed him[00:01:15]
In a place of penal putrifaction[00:01:16]
The period in prison prooved pitiless[00:01:20]
The pendulous pressure[00:01:23]
Of a painless[00:01:24]
Personality purge prompted[00:01:25]
The pest to ponder[00:01:26]
Upon progessive politics[00:01:28]
And a workable prognosis[00:01:30]
He put pen to paper and provatively[00:01:32]
And persuasively propogated[00:01:33]
His personal political premise pity[00:01:35]
A police provacateur put poison[00:01:41]
Pellets in the pest's porridge[00:01:43]
The police provacateur[00:01:46]
Was promoted[00:01:47]
And the pest was presented[00:01:48]
With the pulitzer peace prize[00:01:50]
Posthumously[00:01:52]