《Pickin’ Boogers (Best Of )》歌词

歌曲： Pickin’ Boogers (Best Of )

所属专辑：Biz’s Baddest Beats: The Best Of Biz Markie

歌手： Biz Markie

时长： 04:37

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Pickin' Boogers - Biz Markie[00:00:00]

Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross[00:00:20]

But it's sure to have your trippin'[00:00:22]

So y'all listen close[00:00:24]

It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar[00:00:25]

But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers[00:00:27]

Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you[00:00:30]

But it's still somethin' we all have to do[00:00:33]

So go up your nose with a finger or two[00:00:35]

And pull out one or a crusty crew[00:00:38]

Yo don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray[00:00:40]

'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day[00:00:43]

Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip[00:00:45]

With a finger tissue or even a Q-Tip[00:00:48]

Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'[00:00:49]

And also remember this slogan[00:00:53]

"Hey ma what's for dinner [00:00:56]

Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"[00:00:58]

Pickin' Boogers[00:01:00]

Pickin' Boogers[00:01:06]

Let me tell you what happened on the train man[00:01:18]

I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane[00:01:21]

Headed up to the rooftop ridin' the D train[00:01:23]

When the man sittin' next to me was so profane[00:01:26]

He'd stick his finger up his nose then do a drain[00:01:28]

(You should 'a moved)[00:01:31]

I was just about but al of a suddern homeboy just pulled out[00:01:32]

A big green slimey - naw I'm not even gonna say it[00:01:36]

But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it[00:01:39]

He sat there for a while with it in his hand[00:01:41]

So I tried to play cool like a normal man[00:01:43]

So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap[00:01:46]

All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap[00:01:49]

Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke[00:01:51]

But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked[00:01:54]

So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five[00:01:55]

And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye[00:01:59]

Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you[00:02:01]

And wiped 'em off his face and said I can't mess with you[00:02:04]

Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame[00:02:06]

But yo you got to know the name of the game[00:02:08]

Pickin' Boogers[00:02:11]

Pickin' Boogers[00:02:16]

Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane[00:02:32]

Back in public school with my partner Kane[00:02:34]

When I was class clown and he was my brotherr[00:02:36]

Sittin' at the desk pluckin' boogers at each other[00:02:39]

Never do our work as we were supposed[00:02:42]

'Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose[00:02:44]

And in the lunch room we would talk about rude[00:02:47]

God forbid the person that had to leave his food[00:02:49]

No matter who you are we didn't give a damn[00:02:52]

We even put teachers down with the program[00:02:54]

Whether it was a woman or if you're a man[00:02:57]

We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand[00:02:59]

Catch anyone from anywhere[00:03:02]

But the best part about it's catchin' Kane out there[00:03:04]

Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym[00:03:07]

I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him[00:03:09]

Now we're grown up and things have changed[00:03:12]

But we still be playin' the Pickin' Boogers game[00:03:14]

Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready[00:03:17]

I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti[00:03:20]

Pickin' Boogers[00:03:22]

Pickin' Boogers[00:03:32]

Let me tell you what happened with this girl[00:03:38]

One night at Latin Quarters I was standin' at ease[00:03:42]

And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze[00:03:45]

I didn't show enough that I really did want it[00:03:47]

So no half-steppin' I pushed up on it[00:03:50]

Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat[00:03:53]

Had a spotlight beamin' on my Biz Markie hat[00:03:55]

But when she stepped in the light and she got real close[00:03:57]

I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose[00:04:00]

She was dressed real def and her body was hook[00:04:03]

But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look[00:04:05]

I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold[00:04:07]

So I played it off and said "That's a cute green mole"[00:04:10]

I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away[00:04:13]

But she didn't do nothin' I guess she wanted it displayed[00:04:15]

I said "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis you[00:04:18]

But write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue"[00:04:21]