所属专辑:Just Another Band From L.A. (Live At Pauley Pavilion, UCLA, Los Angeles / 1971)
时长: 06:24
Magdalena - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
There was a man[00:00:07]
A little ole man[00:00:08]
Who lived in montreal[00:00:08]
With a wife and a kid[00:00:10]
And a car and a house[00:00:11]
And a teenage daughter[00:00:12]
With a see-thru blouse[00:00:13]
Who loved to grunt and ball - -[00:00:14]
And her name was magdalena[00:00:17]
The little ole man[00:00:36]
Came home one night[00:00:37]
To his house in montreal [00:00:38]
He caught his daughter[00:00:39]
In the blouse by the light[00:00:40]
And he said to himself:[00:00:41]
"she looks all right "[00:00:42]
And he reached for a tit[00:00:43]
And grabbed it tight[00:00:44]
And threw her up[00:00:45]
Against the wall[00:00:46]
(blue cross )[00:00:47]
Magdalena my daughter dear [00:00:49]
Do not be disturbed when your[00:00:54]
Canadian daddy comes near [00:00:56]
My daughter dear[00:00:59]
Do not be disturbed when your[00:01:00]
Canadian daddy comes near [00:01:03]
I work so hard [00:01:05]
Don't you understand [00:01:07]
Making maple syrup[00:01:08]
For the pancakes of our land [00:01:09]
Do you have any idea[00:01:13]
What that can do to a man[00:01:20]
What that can do to a man [00:01:24]
Do you have any idea[00:01:28]
What that can do to a man[00:01:35]
What that can do to a man [00:01:38]
The little ole man[00:01:55]
With the grubby little hand[00:01:56]
Who lived in montreal[00:01:57]
Was drooling a bit[00:01:58]
As he reached for her tit[00:01:59]
And he said to himself:[00:02:00]
"this gonna be it "[00:02:01]
But the girl turned around[00:02:02]
And said: "go eat shit "[00:02:03]
And ran on down the hall [00:02:04]
Right on magdalena [00:02:06]
My daughter dear [00:02:10]
Do not be disturbed when your[00:02:12]
Canadian daddy comes near [00:02:15]
My daughter dear[00:02:17]
Do not be disturbed when your[00:02:19]
Canadian daddy comes near [00:02:21]
I work so hard [00:02:24]
Don't you understand [00:02:25]
Making maple syrup[00:02:26]
For the pancakes of our land [00:02:27]
Do you have any idea [00:02:30]
What that can do to a man[00:02:37]
What that can do to a man [00:02:42]
Do you have any idea [00:02:45]
What that can do to a man[00:02:52]
What that can do to a man [00:02:56]
Magdalena don't you tease me like this[00:03:11]
Right in the hallway with your blouse and your tits[00:03:17]
If your mommy ever finds us like this[00:03:23]
She'll call a lawyer oh how mom will be pissed[00:03:29]
Doodle doodle doodle duh-duh dee-uh[00:03:36]
Doodle doodle doodle duh-duh dee-uh[00:03:38]
Magdalena magdalena magdalena magdalena [00:03:45]
Daughter of the smog-filled winds of los angeles [00:03:48]
I'd like to take you in the closet[00:03:52]
And take off your little clothes[00:03:54]
Until you're virtually stark raving nude [00:03:55]
Spread mayonaise and kaopectate all over your body[00:04:00]
And take you down to hollywood boulevard[00:04:04]
And we can we can walk down the streets[00:04:06]
By the stars that say john provost and leo g carrol[00:04:09]
Together baby [00:04:12]
We can go dancing up at the cina grill[00:04:13]
Can't you see it: frank pernell and us until dark[00:04:15]
Don't you understand my baby[00:04:18]
I didn't mean I didn't need I mean[00:04:19]
It was so hard for me[00:04:22]
I just[00:04:23]
I saw you standing under the shell pest strip late last night [00:04:24]
In the light with your little nipples protruding through your little see-thru thingie[00:04:27]
And I just said 'my god my god Ave my sperm to this thing'[00:04:31]
And now I just oh you got me so hard [00:04:34]
I just I don't know what to do magdalena [00:04:37]
Don't you understand so I grabbed you -[00:04:39]
But but don't hold it against me - I m Your mom will never know baby[00:04:41]
And I wantcha to come back to me[00:04:44]
I mean do you understand me [00:04:46]
I want you to[00:04:47]
I'm down on my knees to ya magdalena[00:04:48]
I wantcha ta walk back to me [00:04:51]
I wantcha to turn around by the sparkletts machine[00:04:52]
That's it that's it [00:04:55]
In the little chartreuse hallway with the little neon jesus picture on the wall[00:04:56]
And I want you to step baby [00:05:00]
Nt you to walk back in your fIve inch spike heels that you got at frederick's [00:05:02]
Same time you and your mommy got that crotchless underwear last year for the christmas[00:05:05]
And I want you to stroll back to me baby[00:05:09]
Walk back[00:05:12]
dontcha understand me baby[00:05:12]
I want you to walk back[00:05:14]
I'm down on bended knees baby[00:05:16]
I'm gonna I'm gonna I wanna take off your little trainig bra[00:05:17]
Don't you understand me I'm gonna tFf you little maroon hot pants[00:05:21]
I'm gonna get down on my knees baby[00:05:25]
Dontcha understand what I'm saying to you[00:05:27]
Your mom will never know[00:05:28]
She's playing bridge with the girls[00:05:29]
And you[00:05:32]
You and I will baby it's just you and i dontcha understand [00:05:33]
We can make love all night long[00:05:36]
Nobody will ever know come on magdalena please little girl[00:05:38]
Walk back to yo Ddy[00:05:40]
What did I do that was so wrong my god [00:05:41]
I was only following the sexual impulse like I heard on the johnny carson show[00:05:44]
From a book or something I wrote [00:05:47]
I didn't know what I was doin Got carried away [00:05:48]
Walk bacK oh please to your daddy [00:05:50]
Come on magdalena to your daddy baby [00:05:52]
Your mom will never know come back to you daddy[00:05:55]