《He Eats Asparagus， Why Can’t You Be That Way?》歌词

歌曲： He Eats Asparagus， Why Can’t You Be That Way?

所属专辑：Family Trip

歌手： Barry Louis Polisar

时长： 04:04

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He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? - Barry Louis Polisar[00:00:00]

Whenever I am naughty [00:00:14]

Whenever I am bad[00:00:17]

Whenever I do something[00:00:20]

That makes my parents mad[00:00:23]

Like the time I bit the mailman[00:00:26]

Or left stuff on the floor[00:00:29]

My parent's say "Why can't you be like[00:00:32]

The boy who lives next door "[00:00:35]

He always makes his bed[00:00:40]

And he always eats his food[00:00:43]

He likes his itty bitty sister[00:00:46]

And he's never ever rude [00:00:48]

And when I don't eat what's on my plate [00:00:52]

My parents both will say [00:00:55]

"He Eats Asparagus [00:00:59]

Why can't you be that way "[00:01:02]

He is never dirty [00:01:07]

He always takes a bath [00:01:09]

He loves to do his homework too [00:01:13]

Especially math [00:01:16]

At school he is an angel [00:01:19]

He always sits up straight [00:01:22]

He's always very helpul[00:01:25]

And he never comes in late [00:01:28]

He always makes his bed[00:01:33]

And he always eats his food[00:01:35]

He likes his itty bitty sister[00:01:39]

And he's never ever rude [00:01:42]

And when I don't eat what's on my plate [00:01:45]

My parents both will say [00:01:48]

"He Eats Asparagus [00:01:51]

Why can't you be that way "[00:01:54]

He always says "I'm sorry "[00:01:59]

"Excuse me " "Thank you " "Please "[00:02:01]

He always dresses nicely not like me [00:02:05]

He's never spilt his milk [00:02:12]

Lost a glove or slammed a door [00:02:14]

Stuck out his tongue or giggled in school[00:02:18]

Or left things on the floor[00:02:21]

He always makes his bed[00:02:26]

And he always eats his food[00:02:28]

He likes his bitty bitty sister[00:02:32]

And he's never ever rude [00:02:34]

And when I don't eat what's on my plate [00:02:38]

My parents both will say [00:02:41]

"He Eats Asparagus [00:02:44]

Why can't you be that way "[00:02:47]

He goes to bed at nine each night[00:02:52]

And brushes all his teeth [00:02:55]

And Mommy wishes I was him[00:02:58]

And that he was me [00:03:00]

I've never even seen him burp [00:03:04]

He does what he is told [00:03:07]

But the boy next door is thirty four years old[00:03:10]

He always makes his bed[00:03:18]

And he always eats his food[00:03:20]

He likes his bitty bitty sister[00:03:25]

And he's never ever rude [00:03:27]

And when I don't eat what's on my plate [00:03:30]

My parents both will say [00:03:34]

He Eats Asparagus[00:03:37]

Why can't you be that way "[00:03:39]

"He Eats Asparagus [00:03:43]

Why can't you be that way "[00:03:46]