《I Don’t Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair》歌词

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I Don't Brush my Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair - Barry Louis Polisar[00:00:00]

I don't brush my teeth;[00:00:17]

I never comb my hair[00:00:19]

I wear the same socks everyday[00:00:23]

And I don't care[00:00:27]

I never have to clean my room [00:00:33]

I never change my shirt[00:00:36]

I like my pants the way they are;[00:00:39]

Ripped and caked with dirt[00:00:43]

I wash my hands on Sunday [00:00:47]

Monday I change my clothes[00:00:52]

There's lint stuck in my belly button[00:00:56]

And dirt in between my toes[00:01:00]

I ride the bus to school each day [00:01:22]

Everyone makes room for me[00:01:25]

I like to shower twice a year[00:01:29]

To help me socially[00:01:32]

My teacher never calls on me [00:01:38]

She's so afraid she'l faint[00:01:41]

She says my grammars good enough [00:01:45]

But I'm almost sure it ain't[00:01:49]

Take a whiff if you want to;[00:01:53]

Come close if you dare[00:02:14]

But I don't brush my teeth[00:02:18]

And I never comb my hair[00:02:21]

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