《Headline News》歌词

歌曲： Headline News

所属专辑：Greatest Hits， Vol. 2

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:48

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Headline News - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)[00:00:00]

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Once there was this kid who[00:00:10]

曾经有那么个小伙子[00:00:15]

Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint[00:00:15]

去新加坡走了一趟 还带着他的喷漆[00:00:20]

And when he finally came back[00:00:20]

在他回来的时候[00:00:25]

He had cane marks all over his bottom[00:00:25]

他的屁股布满了藤条痕[00:00:34]

He said that it was from when[00:00:34]

他说那都是来自[00:00:37]

The warden whacked it soooo haaaaard[00:00:37]

监狱长的酷刑[00:00:44]

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Once there was this girl who[00:00:53]

曾经有那么个女孩[00:00:58]

Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion[00:00:58]

发誓总有一天 她会成为拿到溜冰冠军的人[00:01:03]

And when she finally made it[00:01:03]

在她终于做到的时候[00:01:08]

She saw some other girl who was better ding sound[00:01:08]

她看到有另一个女孩比她还出色[00:01:17]

And so she hired some guy to[00:01:17]

于是她就请了些人[00:01:20]

Club her in the knee cap[00:01:20]

去打伤她的膝盖[00:01:27]

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They got paid for their sound bytes[00:01:47]

他们都因这些事件受惠了 还把故事的使用权[00:01:52]

And sold their TV movie rights[00:01:52]

卖给了电视电影[00:02:00]

And then there was this guy who[00:02:00]

之后又有那么一个家伙[00:02:05]

Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner[00:02:05]

让他的老婆生气到在一天夜里把他杀了[00:02:10]

And when he finally came to[00:02:10]

当他终于睡醒的时候[00:02:16]

He found little Mr happy was missing[00:02:16]

他发现欢乐先生不见了[00:02:24]

He couldn't quite explain it[00:02:24]

他没法解释这一切[00:02:27]

It'd always just been there[00:02:27]

因为它一直以来都待在那里啊[00:02:33]

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