《I Don’t Give A Honk(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： I Don’t Give A Honk(Album Version)

所属专辑：The Wack Album (Explicit)

歌手： The Lonely Island

时长： 02:12

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Nowadays everybody's using curse words [00:00:00]

Seems to me like it ain't necessary [00:00:03]

Yeah so when I get steamed [00:00:05]

Yo - I tell 'em like this:[00:00:07]

I don't give a honk I don't give a honk [00:00:10]

And if you think I do my friend[00:00:13]

Then you're wronk [00:00:14]

Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk [00:00:15]

You think I'm a funk but we don't give a honk [00:00:18]

I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose [00:00:20]

Giving less of a honk than a Muslim goose [00:00:23]

Saw a broken car horn and its honk was faint [00:00:25]

Man if I was Senator it'd be a honkless state [00:00:28]

Yo I drove past a rally saying "Honk For Peace" [00:00:30]

So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees [00:00:33]

I don't give a honk You picked the wrong dude [00:00:35]

If a honk was my virginity consider me prude [00:00:38]

I consider it rude to have honk-spectations [00:00:41]

Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation [00:00:43]

On a long space station can't hear you scream[00:00:46]

And they sure can't hear you honk know what I mean [00:00:48]

Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk [00:00:51]

And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk [00:00:53]

You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs [00:00:56]

But your money means nothing - you could take it to the bonk [00:00:58]

Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks (me too)[00:01:01]

I literally stick 'em to my body with glue [00:01:03]

Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln you're a real smart cookie [00:01:05]

Teach a class about giving a honk I'm playing hooky [00:01:08]

Now what you gonna do with all your honks [00:01:11]

Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk [00:01:13]

Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk [00:01:16]

And at his funeral everyone will sing this sonk [00:01:18]

Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk [00:01:21]

Got a theory that we do Well your theory's debunked [00:01:23]

Save the drama for your mama cause your -itis is bronch- [00:01:26]

Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk [00:01:28]

You know a honk in some countries is considered a food [00:01:31]

And if you don't eat it all it's considered quite rude [00:01:34]

We all know we're born with 100 honks [00:01:36]

But people throw 'em away like they were Donkey Konks[00:01:38]

And the honks are the barrels [00:01:41]

The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks[00:01:43]

Like they were Christmas carols [00:01:45]

I'll punch you in the jeans [00:01:46]

But this ain't Lonely Island [00:01:47]

And if I catch you steaming my honks [00:01:49]

I'll get violent [00:01:50]

Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk [00:01:51]

Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk [00:01:54]

But don't come for my honks better know your place [00:01:56]

Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face [00:01:59]

This the not honking around crew [00:02:02]

And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways[00:02:06]