所属专辑:Pure... Hard Rock (Explicit)
歌手: Green Jelly
时长: 05:54
Three Little Pigs---Green Jelly[00:00:00]
Why don't you sit right back [00:00:07]
And I I may tell you a tale [00:00:11]
A tale of three little pigs [00:00:18]
And a BIG BAD WOLFFF [00:00:22]
Well the first little piggy well he was kinda hip [00:00:46]
He spent most of his days just a dreamin of the city [00:00:50]
And then one day he bought a guitar [00:00:53]
He moved to Hollywood to become a star [00:00:57]
But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city [00:01:00]
Built his house out of straw what a pity [00:01:03]
And then one day jammin on some chords [00:01:07]
Along came the wolf knocking on his door [00:01:10]
(Chorus)[00:01:12]
Little Pig Little Pig let me in [00:01:13]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [00:01:17]
Little Pig Little Pig let me in [00:01:20]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [00:01:23]
Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [00:01:26]
Huffin puffin blow your house in [00:01:29]
Huffin puffin blow your house in [00:01:33]
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [00:01:36]
Well the second little piggy well he was kinda stoked [00:01:46]
He spent most of his time just a ganga smokin [00:01:49]
Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach [00:01:53]
Getting paid money for religious speech [00:01:56]
He built his shelter from what he garbage picked [00:02:00]
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks [00:02:03]
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley [00:02:07]
And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley [00:02:10]
Little Pig Little Pig let me in [00:02:13]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [00:02:17]
Little Pig Little Pig let me in [00:02:20]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [00:02:23]
Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [00:02:26]
Huffin puffin blow your house in [00:02:29]
Huffin puffin blow your house in [00:02:33]
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [00:02:36]
Well the third little piggy the grade A student [00:02:46]
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent [00:02:49]
Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College [00:02:53]
Built his house from his architect knowledge [00:02:56]
A tri-level mansion Hollywood Hills [00:03:00]
Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills [00:03:03]
And then one day came the old house smasher[00:03:06]
The BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER [00:03:10]
Little Pig Little Pig let me in [00:03:13]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [00:03:17]
Little Pig Little Pig let me in [00:03:20]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [00:03:23]
Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [00:03:26]
Huffin puffin blow your house in [00:03:29]
Huffin puffin blow your house in [00:03:33]
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [00:03:36]
Well the big bad Wolf [00:03:46]
Well he huffed and he puffed all that he could [00:03:48]
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood [00:03:53]
"IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE " the little piggy shouted [00:03:56]
The wolf just frowned as he pouted [00:03:59]
So they called nine-eleven like any piggy would [00:04:02]
The sent out RAMBO just as fast as they could [00:04:06]
(Rambo)[00:04:14]
"YO WOLF-FACE I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE YOUR ASS IS MINE "[00:04:15]
(gunshots)[00:04:42]
Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see [00:04:42]
So thats to end the story for you and me [00:04:45]
If you still give a listen you just may here a big wolf or little piggy[00:04:49]
Say [00:04:54]
Little Pig Little Pig let me in [00:04:56]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [00:04:59]
Little Pig Little Pig let me in [00:05:02]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [00:05:06]
Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [00:05:08]
Huffin puffin blow your house in [00:05:12]
Huffin puffin blow your house in [00:05:15]
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [00:05:18]
" And the moral of the story is ' A band with no talent can easily amuse[00:05:23]
Idiots with a stupid puppet show "[00:05:42]