所属专辑:Permanent Record: Al In The Box
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When I Was Your Age - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]
Let me tell you sonny[00:00:31]
Let me tell you straight[00:00:34]
You kids today ain't never had it tough[00:00:35]
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate[00:00:41]
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough[00:00:45]
Well nobody ever drove me to school[00:00:49]
When it was ninety degrees below[00:00:52]
We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow[00:00:55]
Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours a day for just half a cent[00:00:59]
Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent[00:01:04]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:01:08]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:01:16]
Let me tell you something you whiny little snot[00:01:28]
There's something wrong with all you kids today[00:01:32]
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got[00:01:37]
We were hungry [00:01:41]
Broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way[00:01:42]
There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box[00:01:46]
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks[00:01:51]
Every night for dinner we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt[00:01:56]
If we were really good we didn't get dessert[00:02:01]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:02:04]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:02:13]
Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine[00:02:21]
All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string[00:02:29]
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad[00:02:34]
Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had[00:02:38]
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails[00:02:43]
Didn't have Nintendo we just poured salt on snails[00:02:48]
Didn't have no water bed[00:02:53]
had to sleep on broken glass[00:02:54]
Didn't have no lawnmower [00:02:57]
We used our teeth to cut the grass[00:02:59]
What's the matter now [00:03:21]
Sonny you say you don't believe this junk [00:03:22]
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin [00:03:25]
I tell you one thing I never was such a disrespectful punk[00:03:30]
Back in my time we had a thing called discipline[00:03:34]
Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve[00:03:40]
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves[00:03:44]
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain[00:03:49]
And let me tell ya Junior you never heard me complain[00:03:54]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:03:57]
When I was your age When I was your age[00:04:07]