所属专辑:My Fair Lady / Gigi: Two Classic Lerner & Loewe Musicals, 1956 & 1958 (Original Broadway Cast)
歌手: Alan Jay Lerner
时长: 03:31
My Fair Lady, Act II: "A Hymn to Him" (Henry Higgins) - Alan Jay Lerner[00:00:00]
What in all of Heaven could have prompted her to go[00:00:00]
After such a triumph at the ball[00:00:03]
What could have depressed her[00:00:06]
What could have possessed her[00:00:07]
I cannot understand the wretch at all[00:00:08]
Women are irrational that's all there is to that[00:00:21]
Their heads are full of cotton hay and rags[00:00:24]
They're nothing but exasperating irritating vacillating[00:00:26]
Calculating agitating maddening and infuriating hags[00:00:29]
Why can't a woman be more like man[00:00:40]
Why can't a woman be more like man[00:00:45]
Men are so honest so thoroughly square[00:00:49]
Eternally noble historically fair[00:00:52]
Who when you win will always give your back a pat[00:00:56]
Why can't a woman be like that[00:01:00]
Why does every one do what the others do[00:01:04]
Can't a woman learn to use her head[00:01:08]
Why do they do everything their mothers do[00:01:11]
Why don't they grow up like their father instead[00:01:14]
Why can't a woman take after a man[00:01:18]
Men are so pleasant so easy to please[00:01:22]
Whenever you're with them you're always at ease[00:01:25]
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours [00:01:29]
Of course not[00:01:32]
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two [00:01:33]
Nonsense[00:01:35]
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers [00:01:36]
Never [00:01:39]
Well why can't a woman be like you[00:01:39]
One man in a million may shout a bit[00:01:43]
Now and then there's one with slight defects[00:01:47]
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit[00:01:51]
But by in large we are a marvelous sex[00:01:54]
Why can't a woman take after a man[00:01:57]
Men are so friendly good natured and kind[00:02:01]
A better companion you never will find[00:02:04]
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow [00:02:08]
Of course not[00:02:11]
If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss [00:02:12]
Nonsense[00:02:14]
Would you complain if I took out another fellow [00:02:15]
Never [00:02:18]
Why can't a woman be like us[00:02:18]
Why can't a woman be more like a man[00:02:26]
Men are so decent such regular chaps[00:02:30]
Ready to help you through any mishaps[00:02:34]
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum[00:02:38]
Why can't a woman be a chum[00:02:41]
Why is thinking something women never do[00:02:45]
Why is logic never even tried[00:02:49]
Straightening up their hair is all they ever do[00:02:52]
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside[00:02:56]
Why can't a woman behave like a man[00:03:00]
If I were a woman who'd been to a ball[00:03:03]
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all[00:03:07]
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing[00:03:10]
Carry on as if my home were in a tree[00:03:14]
Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going[00:03:17]
Why can't a woman be like me[00:03:20]