歌手: Joe Ely
时长: 03:10
If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing (Album Version) - Joe Ely[00:00:00]
Oh weary me[00:00:02]
I'm broke as a man can be[00:00:06]
My bills are all due I got holes in my shoe[00:00:10]
Bill collectors they won't let me sleep[00:00:14]
If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing[00:00:19]
I could make cash registers ring[00:00:23]
What a sight to behold her she could sit on my shoulder[00:00:28]
And whimper in harmony[00:00:32]
If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing[00:00:39]
What a wonderful world it would be[00:00:43]
I could take her to the border and teach her how to order[00:00:47]
Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring[00:00:51]
The circus is coming to town[00:01:15]
The telephone lines are down[00:01:20]
Tight rope they're stretchin' my puppy is fetchin' [00:01:24]
The tin cans all scattered around [00:01:28]
If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing[00:01:32]
The whole would live in peace[00:01:37]
Instead of them fightin' everyone would be writin'[00:01:41]
Love letters to Senators and Police[00:01:45]
Teach My Chihuahua To Sing[00:01:52]
What brave new world it would be[00:01:56]
I could take her to China on a big Jet Airliner[00:02:00]
And Bark in the Park 'till the Freedom Bells Ring[00:02:04]
Teach My Chihuahua To Sing[00:02:23]
There'd be no more sorrow and grief[00:02:27]
I could take her to the border and teach her how to order[00:02:32]
Guacamole and Posole and feel Holy and Free[00:02:36]