所属专辑:Ideal
歌手: Rolf Harris
时长: 03:03
Someone's Pinched My Winkles - Rolf Harris[00:00:00]
The cockney tribes in britain were meeting for the games[00:00:14]
Held annually once a year along the river thames[00:00:18]
The scene was quiet and peaceful the snow lay on[00:00:22]
The ground[00:00:25]
The cockneys by their cooking pots were huddled all around[00:00:26]
The chief was in his tepee his face all lined[00:00:30]
With wrinkles[00:00:33]
When up the river came the cry[00:00:34]
Someone's pinched me winkles[00:00:37]
Me winkles have been pinched oobie dooby me winkles have[00:00:39]
Been pinched[00:00:42]
Now some people say it's a load of old nonsense[00:00:43]
But a winkle's got a lot of vitamin contents[00:00:45]
Never win that race tomorrow I'll be a big disgrace tomorrow[00:00:47]
I'll search the blinking place tomorrow[00:00:51]
But tomorrow is too late[00:00:53]
Some rotter's pinched me winkles off me plate[00:00:55]
I turned round and wheeeet they were gone[00:00:58]
The tears of sheer frustration started trickling down his face well[00:01:04]
He'd set his heart on winning in the gruelling barrow race[00:01:08]
Without his final winkle feed his training scheme was shot[00:01:12]
He staggered round the camp ground shouting[00:01:16]
Someone's pinched the lot[00:01:18]
Me winkles have been pinched oobie dooby me winkles have[00:01:20]
Been pinched[00:01:23]
Beef or carrots or a dash of cucumber[00:01:24]
As far as I'm concerned that's a load of old lumber[00:01:27]
I'll never win the race tomorrow he's got me in[00:01:28]
Disgrace tomorrow[00:01:32]
He'd better not show his face tomorrow he'll end up[00:01:33]
In a fight[00:01:36]
But me I need them winkles here tonight[00:01:37]
Now I want 'em now not tomorrow or the next day[00:01:39]
They called the wise old medicine man who shuffled up[00:01:45]
And said[00:01:48]
I'm levying a winkle tax one winkle each per head[00:01:49]
They made a grand collection from every tucker pot[00:01:53]
Then stood around the shells and all they made me[00:01:58]
Eat the lot[00:02:01]
I've got me winkles back oobie dooby I've got me[00:02:02]
Winkles back[00:02:05]
Now I know I've been grumping and grousing[00:02:06]
But I never thought I'd get two or three thousand[00:02:08]
I'll never win that race tomorrow I can't go in[00:02:10]
That race tomorrow[00:02:13]
I couldn't stand the pace tomorrow[00:02:14]
I'm much to blinking fat[00:02:16]
I'll never face a winkle after that[00:02:18]
Phew I think I'll go and try out something new[00:02:21]
You know just to see how it feels[00:02:25]
I think I'll have a dash at some jellied eels[00:02:27]
Excuse me a minute while I just get this newspaper[00:02:30]
Off this bit of jellied eel here[00:02:32]
That's lovely[00:02:37]
Here you with the winkle barrow hello[00:02:39]
As far as I'm concerned you can stick your perishing[00:02:42]
Winkles right back in the sea[00:02:46]
It's jellied eels for me[00:02:49]