所属专辑:If Music Be The Food Of Love
时长: 03:24
Loos Of England (英国的洗手间) - Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick And Tich[00:00:00]
Lyricist:Howard/Blaikley[00:00:01]
Composer:Howard/Blaikley[00:00:03]
Of all the works of Englishmen[00:00:05]
Deserving fame and glory[00:00:08]
Of mighty deeds and triumphs bold[00:00:11]
In his renowned history[00:00:14]
The one that's sung and praised the least[00:00:17]
Must be the lavatory[00:00:19]
Long live the loos of England[00:00:22]
His firm support in hour of need[00:00:29]
A shrine for meditation[00:00:32]
A haven from the busy world[00:00:34]
A fond of inspiration[00:00:37]
The glory of the plumber's art[00:00:40]
Triumph of sanitation[00:00:42]
Long live the loos of England[00:00:45]
The French who have no shame at all[00:00:52]
Have built them on the street[00:00:55]
And though they may be picturesque[00:00:57]
It's hard to be discreet[00:01:00]
You stand right in the boulevard[00:01:03]
A chill wind round your feet[00:01:06]
Long live the loos of England[00:01:09]
The U S put them up in space[00:01:15]
Before the other nations[00:01:18]
They even paint them black and white[00:01:21]
To help their race relations[00:01:23]
But it's taboo to call them loos[00:01:26]
They call them comfort stations[00:01:29]
Long live the loos of England[00:01:31]
In Greece it's rare to find 'em there[00:01:38]
Even in the twentieth century[00:01:41]
And if you do you'll finally see[00:01:43]
A little elementary[00:01:46]
And in the blazing mid day heat[00:01:49]
They're not exactly sanitary[00:01:51]
Long live the loos of England[00:01:54]
In Russia they've been nationalized[00:02:01]
And if you pay your rouble[00:02:04]
There'll be a guard and watch dog too[00:02:06]
To keep you out of trouble[00:02:09]
And make quite sure you don't inscribe[00:02:12]
Some capitalist doodle[00:02:14]
Long live the loos of England[00:02:17]
Australia's big and in the bush[00:02:24]
You've loads of space to choose[00:02:27]
If you avoid the prickly pear[00:02:30]
You've little else to lose[00:02:32]
But mind you keep one jump ahead[00:02:35]
Of those d**ned kangaroos[00:02:38]
Long live the loos of England[00:02:41]
So this wildworld there is one jam[00:02:47]
That we must hold most dear[00:02:50]
And though they ring the changes[00:02:53]
One thing must not disappear[00:02:55]
And if they ask who sang this song[00:02:58]
Tell them Kilroy was her name[00:03:01]
Long live the loos of England[00:03:04]
Long live the loos of England[00:03:09]