所属专辑:David Bowie (Deluxe Edition)
歌手: David Bowie
时长: 02:59
The Laughing Gnome (Single Version - 2010 Stereo Mix) - David Bowie (大卫·鲍伊)[00:00:00]
I was walking down the high street[00:00:14]
When I heard footsteps behind me[00:00:17]
And there was a little old man[00:00:21]
In scarlet and grey shuffling away[00:00:23]
Well he trotted back to my house[00:00:30]
And he sat beside the telly[00:00:33]
With his tiny hands on his tummy[00:00:36]
Chuckling away laughing all day[00:00:39]
Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office[00:00:43]
Yes[00:00:45]
(hahahahaha)[00:00:46]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:00:47]
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"[00:00:50]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:00:54]
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"[00:00:57]
Said the laughing gnome[00:01:01]
Well I gave him roasted toadstools[00:01:06]
And a glass of dandelion wine[00:01:09]
Then I put him on a train to eastbourne[00:01:13]
Carried his bag and gave him a fag[00:01:16]
(haven't you got a light boy )[00:01:19]
Here where do you come from [00:01:22]
(gnome-man's land hahihihi)[00:01:23]
"oh really [00:01:24]
In the morning when I woke up[00:01:27]
He was sitting on the edge of my bed[00:01:30]
With his brother whose name was fred[00:01:33]
He'd bought him along to sing me a song[00:01:36]
Right let's hear it[00:01:39]
Here what's that clicking noise [00:01:41]
(that's fred he's a "metrognome" haha)[00:01:43]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:01:46]
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"[00:01:49]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:01:53]
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"[00:01:56]
(own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha)[00:02:00]
"haven't you got an 'ome to go to "[00:02:02]
(no we're gnomads)[00:02:03]
"didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school [00:02:05]
You look like a rolling gnome "[00:02:07]
(no not at the london school of ecognomics)[00:02:08]
Now they're staying up the chimney[00:02:11]
And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray )[00:02:15]
Cause they're earning me lots of money[00:02:18]
Writing comedy prose for radio shows[00:02:21]
It's the-er (what )[00:02:25]
It's the gnome service of course[00:02:26]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:31]
"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"[00:02:34]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:38]
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"[00:02:41]
Ha ha ha hee hee hee[00:02:46]
"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"[00:02:50]