《The Humpty Dance(LP版)》歌词

歌曲： The Humpty Dance(LP版)

所属专辑：Rhino Hi-Five - Hip Hop Vol.2 EP

歌手： Digital Underground

时长： 06:32

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The Humpty Dance (LP Version) - Digital Underground[00:00:00]

All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin[00:00:11]

The image and the style that ya used to[00:00:13]

I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see[00:00:15]

So yo world I hope you're ready for me[00:00:18]

Now gather round I'm the new fool in town[00:00:20]

And my sound's laid down by the Underground[00:00:22]

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf[00:00:25]

So just let me introduce myself[00:00:27]

My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty[00:00:29]

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee[00:00:32]

And all the rappers in the top ten[00:00:35]

Please allow me to bump thee[00:00:36]

I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty[00:00:38]

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me[00:00:41]

I like to rhyme I like my beats funky[00:00:43]

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy[00:00:46]

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack[00:00:48]

But sometimes I get ridiculous[00:00:51]

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice[00:00:53]

Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:00:55]

Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny[00:00:57]

It never stopped me from gettin' busy[00:01:00]

I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom[00:01:02]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom[00:01:04]

I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee[00:01:07]

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me[00:01:09]

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants[00:01:11]

And I even got my own dance[00:01:13]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:01:15]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:01:19]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:01:25]

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump[00:01:30]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:01:35]

People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"[00:01:38]

That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'[00:01:41]

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me[00:01:44]

But ya can't get near me[00:01:47]

I give 'em more see and on the floor B[00:01:48]

All the girls they adore me[00:01:51]

Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere[00:01:52]

'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear[00:01:55]

My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed[00:01:57]

Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid[00:02:00]

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge[00:02:02]

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large[00:02:04]

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid[00:02:06]

I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid[00:02:09]

I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it[00:02:11]

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits[00:02:14]

Also told ya that I like to bite[00:02:16]

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write[00:02:18]

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance[00:02:21]

And now I'm gonna do my dance[00:02:23]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:02:25]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:02:29]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:02:34]

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump[00:02:39]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:02:45]

Oh yeah that's the break y'all[00:02:50]

Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here[00:02:52]

Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself[00:02:58]

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance[00:03:02]

It's real easy to do check it out[00:03:04]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken[00:03:07]

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'[00:03:09]

Crazy wack funky[00:03:12]

People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty[00:03:14]

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion[00:03:17]

It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion[00:03:19]

Anyone can play this game[00:03:21]

This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name[00:03:23]

No two people will do it the same[00:03:25]

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain[00:03:28]

Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump [00:03:30]

And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump[00:03:35]

Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump [00:03:37]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:03:39]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:03:45]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:03:50]

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump[00:03:54]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:03:59]

Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:04:03]

White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:04:07]

Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin' the hump[00:04:12]

Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:04:17]

Let's get stoopid [00:04:24]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:04:27]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:04:31]

Doin' the Humpty Hump[00:04:37]

Doin' the Humpty Hump[00:04:41]

Oh yeah come on and break it down[00:04:45]

Once again the Underground is in the house[00:04:53]

I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world [00:04:56]

Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance and to the ladies[00:04:59]

Peace and humptiness forever[00:05:03]