《Chain Store Daisy》歌词

歌曲： Chain Store Daisy

所属专辑：Pins and Needles

歌手： Rose Marie Jun&Jack Carro

时长： 03:49

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Chain Store Daisy - Rose Marie Jun/Jack Carroll/Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)[00:00:00]

When I was young[00:00:05]

I studied hard and thirsted after knowledge[00:00:05]

And often burned the midnight oil[00:00:08]

So I could get to college[00:00:10]

They told me my fine education[00:00:12]

Would help improve my situation[00:00:16]

So then I crammed and crammed[00:00:20]

'Til I was almost in a coma[00:00:22]

And CC's and exams 'til I got me a diploma[00:00:23]

Aha they said now comes admission[00:00:27]

Into a very high position[00:00:31]

So out I went and looked around[00:00:35]

And Macy's was the place I found[00:00:37]

I filled my blanks and application[00:00:40]

And went for my examination[00:00:42]

They took my weight and took my height[00:00:45]

And tapped my chest and tested my sight[00:00:47]

Examined my head took prints of my toes[00:00:49]

Looked at my teeth and up my nose[00:00:52]

Examined my throat and measured my hips[00:00:56]

And even took prints of my fingertips[00:00:58]

Made me say Ah and told me to grunt[00:01:00]

Examined my back examined my front[00:01:03]

Then they tested my IQ[00:01:07]

And asked what I'd like to do[00:01:10]

And when that exam was through[00:01:13]

What there was to know Macy's knew[00:01:17]

So I got the job[00:01:22]

Life is a bitter cup of tea[00:01:24]

Now I'm just Salesgirl 73[00:01:29]

I used to be on the daisy chain[00:01:33]

Now I'm a chain store daisy[00:01:38]

Once they give me the honor seat[00:01:42]

Now I stand up with pains in my feet[00:01:47]

I used to be on the daisy chain[00:01:51]

Now shoppers drive me crazy[00:01:55]

I sell smart but thrifty[00:01:59]

Corsets at $350[00:02:02]

Better grades $469[00:02:04]

I sell bras and gerters[00:02:07]

For mauds and murd'rers[00:02:10]

To holding their plump behind this counter[00:02:12]

Once I wrote poems put folk in tears[00:02:17]

Now I write checks for lady's brassieres[00:02:21]

I used to be on the daisy chain[00:02:25]

Now I'm a chain store daisy[00:02:30]

Oh yes madame[00:02:35]

Oh no madame[00:02:37]

I guess madame[00:02:39]

That's so madame[00:02:40]

Of course madame[00:02:43]

That's the very best[00:02:44]

For you madame[00:02:51]

We do madame[00:02:53]

That's true madame[00:02:55]

In blue madame[00:02:57]

Oh that one is $1974[00:02:59]

It ought to be expensive[00:03:03]

It's the largest in the store[00:03:05]

Once I had a yearning for all higher learning[00:03:07]

And studied to make the grade[00:03:12]

Well look at the kind of grade I made[00:03:20]

I'm selling things to fit the figger[00:03:24]

Make the big things small and the small things bigger[00:03:29]

I used to be on the daisy chain[00:03:32]

Now I'm a chain store daisy[00:03:37]