歌手: Metal Ragers
时长: 05:46
Three Little Pigs (三只小猪) - Metal Ragers[00:00:00]
Why don't you, sit right back,[00:00:05]
And I, I may tell you, a tale.[00:00:10]
A tale of three, little pigs,[00:00:17]
And a BIG, BAD, WOLFFF.[00:00:22]
Well the first little piggy,[00:00:48]
Well he was kinda hip.[00:00:49]
He spent most of his days,[00:00:51]
Just a dreamin of the city.[00:00:53]
And then one day, he bought a guitar.[00:00:54]
He moved to Hollywood,[00:00:58]
To become a star.[00:00:59]
But, living on the farm,[00:01:01]
He knew nothing of the city.[00:01:03]
Built his house out of straw, what a pity.[00:01:05]
And then one day, jamming on some chords,[00:01:08]
Along came the wolf, knocking on his door.[00:01:11]
(Chorus)[00:01:15]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.[00:01:15]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY,[00:01:18]
CHIN, CHIN!![00:01:20]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.[00:01:21]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY,[00:01:25]
CHIN, CHIN!![00:01:27]
Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin,[00:01:28]
I'll blow your house in.[00:01:30]
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.[00:01:31]
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.[00:01:35]
Huffin and a puffin and[00:01:38]
I'll blow your house in!!![00:01:40]
Well the second little piggy,[00:01:49]
Well he was kinda stoked.[00:01:50]
He spent most of his time[00:01:52]
Just a ganga smoking.[00:01:53]
Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach.[00:01:55]
Getting paid money for religious speech.[00:01:58]
He built his shelter from[00:02:02]
What he garbage picked.[00:02:04]
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.[00:02:05]
Then one day he was[00:02:09]
Cranking out Bob Marley,[00:02:11]
And along came the[00:02:12]
Wolf on his big bad Harley.[00:02:13]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.[00:02:16]
NOT BY THE HAIR[00:02:19]
OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!![00:02:21]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.[00:02:22]
NOT BY THE HAIR[00:02:26]
OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!![00:02:27]
Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin,[00:02:29]
I'll blow your house in.[00:02:31]
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.[00:02:32]
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.[00:02:36]
Huffin and a puffin[00:02:39]
And I'll blow your house in!!![00:02:41]
Well the third little piggy,[00:02:49]
The grade A student.[00:02:51]
His daddy was a rock star,[00:02:53]
Named Pig Nugent.[00:02:55]
Earned his Masters Degree,[00:02:56]
From Harvard College.[00:02:58]
Built his house from[00:03:00]
His architect knowledge.[00:03:01]
A tri-level mansion,[00:03:03]
Hollywood Hills.[00:03:05]
Daddy's rock stardom,[00:03:06]
Paid for the bills.[00:03:08]
And then one day came[00:03:10]
The old house smasher[00:03:12]
The BIG BAD WOLF THE[00:03:13]
LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER.[00:03:15]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.[00:03:17]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY[00:03:20]
CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!![00:03:22]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.[00:03:23]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY[00:03:27]
CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!![00:03:29]
Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin,[00:03:30]
I'll blow your house in.[00:03:32]
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.[00:03:34]
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.[00:03:37]
Huffin and a puffin and[00:03:40]
I'll blow your house in!!![00:03:42]
Well the big bad Wolf,[00:03:51]
Well he huffed, and he puffed,[00:03:52]
All that he could.[00:03:56]
And low and behold[00:03:57]
The little piggy's house stood.[00:03:59]
"IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE!"[00:04:01]
The little piggy shouted.[00:04:03]
The wolf just frowned, as he pouted.[00:04:04]
So they called nine-eleven,[00:04:08]
Like any piggy would.[00:04:09]
The sent out RAMBO,[00:04:11]
Just as fast, as they could.[00:04:15]
"YO, WOLF-FACE,[00:04:19]
I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE,[00:04:21]
YOUR A** IS MINE!!!"[00:04:24]
(gunshots)[00:04:26]
Well the wolf fell dead[00:04:38]
As you can plainly see.[00:04:40]
So thats to end the story,[00:04:42]
For you and me.[00:04:43]
If you still give a listen,[00:04:45]
You just may, here a big wolf or little piggy[00:04:47]
Say.[00:04:51]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.[00:04:52]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY,[00:04:55]
CHIN, CHIN!![00:04:57]
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.[00:04:59]
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY,[00:05:02]
CHIN, CHIN!![00:05:04]
Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin,[00:05:06]
I'll blow your house in.[00:05:07]
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.[00:05:09]
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.[00:05:12]
Huffin and a puffin[00:05:16]
And I'll blow your house in!!![00:05:17]
Huffin and a puffin[00:05:19]
And I'll blow your house in!!![00:05:21]
Huffin and a puffin[00:05:22]
And I'll blow your house in!!![00:05:24]
Huffin and a puffin[00:05:26]
And I'll blow your house in!!![00:05:27]
Huffin and a puffin[00:05:29]
And I'll blow your house in!!![00:05:31]
" And the moral of the story is,[00:05:35]
A band with no talent can easily amuse[00:05:37]
Idiots, with a stupid, puppet show."[00:05:38]