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The Worst Pies in London (From "Sweeney Todd") - Angela Lansbury/Paul Gemignani[00:00:00]
I curst tonight[00:00:01]
Wait where's your rush[00:00:02]
Where's your hurry[00:00:03]
You gave me such a fright[00:00:04]
I thought you was a ghost[00:00:06]
Have a minute can't you sit sit you down sit[00:00:07]
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks[00:00:09]
Did you come in for a pie Sir[00:00:11]
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague[00:00:14]
What was that[00:00:16]
But you'd think we had the plague[00:00:17]
From the way the people keep avoiding[00:00:19]
No you don't heaven knows I try Sir[00:00:21]
But there's no one comes even in to inhale[00:00:24]
Right you was[00:00:27]
Would you like a drop of Ale[00:00:27]
Mind you I can hardly blame them[00:00:29]
These are probably the worst pies in London[00:00:33]
I know why nobody cares to take them[00:00:37]
I should know I make 'em[00:00:40]
But good know[00:00:42]
The worst pies in London even that's polite[00:00:44]
The worst pies in London[00:00:48]
If you dare to take a bite[00:00:51]
Is that just disgusting[00:00:53]
You'll have to concede it[00:00:56]
It's nothing but crusting[00:00:58]
Her drink this you'll need it[00:01:00]
The worst pies in London[00:01:03]
And no wonder with the price of meat[00:01:06]
What it is when you get it[00:01:08]
Never thought I'd live to see the day[00:01:10]
Men'd think it was a trick[00:01:12]
Finding poor[00:01:13]
Animals[00:01:14]
What are dying in the street[00:01:15]
Mrs Mooney has a pie shop[00:01:16]
Does her business[00:01:19]
But I noticed something weird[00:01:20]
Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared[00:01:21]
Have to hand it to her[00:01:24]
What I calls enterprise[00:01:26]
Poppin' pussys into pies[00:01:27]
Wouldn't do in my shop[00:01:29]
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick[00:01:31]
And I'm tellin' you them p**sy cats is quick[00:01:34]
No denying times is hard Sir[00:01:37]
Even harder then the worst pies in London[00:01:42]
Only lard and nothing more[00:01:47]
Is that just revolting[00:01:49]
All greasy and gritty[00:01:51]
It looks like it's molting[00:01:54]
And tastes like[00:01:56]
Well pity a woman alone[00:01:58]
With limited wind and the worst pies in London[00:02:03]
Ah Sir[00:02:11]
Times is hard[00:02:13]
Times is hard[00:02:16]