《Incredibad》歌词

歌曲： Incredibad

所属专辑：Incredibad

歌手： The Lonely Island

时长： 02:54

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The Lonely Island - Incredibad[00:00:01]

Now let's take a trip down memory lane[00:00:10]

Back to junior high school where it all began[00:00:14]

Three bad little kids raising hell at school[00:00:17]

We were just thirteen straight acting the fool[00:00:19]

Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot[00:00:22]

Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught[00:00:24]

Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same[00:00:27]

Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed[00:00:30]

One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room[00:00:32]

The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom[00:00:35]

Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke[00:00:37]

Yo, your backyard is smashed[00:00:40]

Man, this isn't a joke[00:00:41]

Yo, let's go check this out man[00:00:42]

Oh, what was that'[00:00:43]

Alright, bet, let's go[00:00:44]

All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement[00:00:45]

Yo, what the hell is that'[00:00:47]

Man, it looks like a spaceship[00:00:49]

We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide[00:00:50]

And a little green dude stepped out from inside[00:00:53]

He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace[00:00:55]

I have something to ask and it's not discreet[00:00:58]

There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix[00:01:00]

And you three kids are the ones who can heal it[00:01:03]

But we're just thirteen[00:01:05]

Man, what can we do'[00:01:07]

Um, how should I put this'[00:01:08]

I think we should screw[00:01:09]

Whaaat'[00:01:11]

On my home planet we can no longer breed[00:01:11]

I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed[00:01:13]

Store in our seed'[00:01:16]

Yo, I think he means sex[00:01:17]

Man, I'm a virgin[00:01:18]

We all are[00:01:20]

Bet![00:01:20]

I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes[00:01:21]

Awh, what should we do'[00:01:23]

Now it's spreading its thighs[00:01:24]

You'll be heroes on my planet[00:01:26]

But why us three'[00:01:27]

You're the chosen ones[00:01:28]

You'll just have to trust me[00:01:30]

Yo, should we do it'[00:01:31]

Man, I don't know[00:01:32]

Yo, I say we put it to a vote[00:01:33]

All in favor say I[00:01:34]

I![00:01:35]

Okay, we're in[00:01:36]

Cool[00:01:37]

Who should go first'[00:01:38]

I have three depositories to capture your burst[00:01:39]

Wait, so at the same time'[00:01:41]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking[00:01:42]

Here's some wine coolers[00:01:44]

Let's get you boys drinking[00:01:45]

We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy[00:01:46]

Then took our positions and started getting' frisky[00:01:49]

One in the front[00:01:51]

And two in the back[00:01:53]

Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap[00:01:54]

Keep pumpin' away[00:01:57]

My wife and family thank you[00:01:58]

I'm about to explode[00:01:59]

Yo son, me too[00:02:00]

Three-way Climax![00:02:02]

Best friends forever[00:02:03]

What a blessing to have lost our virginities together![00:02:04]

Yeah![00:02:06]

Andy, Jorm and Kiv[00:02:07]

You've saved my race[00:02:08]

Your reward is one wish[00:02:09]

Then I'll go back to space[00:02:11]

We looked at each other[00:02:12]

Didn't have to talk[00:02:13]

Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off[00:02:15]

Mister Alien, sir[00:02:17]

For what it's worth[00:02:18]

We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth[00:02:20]

Your wish is granted[00:02:22]

And thanks again[00:02:23]

I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends[00:02:25]

What happened today was both incredible and bad[00:02:27]

Therefore your name is Incredibad[00:02:30]