《Everybody Ought to Have a Maid》歌词

歌曲： Everybody Ought to Have a Maid

所属专辑：Comedy Tonight!: Stephen Sondheim’s Funniest Songs

歌手： Stephen Collins&Christoph

时长： 03:05

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Everybody Ought to Have a Maid (From A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum) - Stephen Collins/Christopher Durang/Michael Rupert[00:00:00]

Written by：Stephen Sondheim[00:00:01]

Everybody ought to have a maid[00:00:06]

Everybody ought to have a working girl[00:00:09]

Everybody ought to have a lurking girl[00:00:12]

To putter around the house[00:00:15]

Everybody ought to have a maid[00:00:18]

Everybody ought to have a menial[00:00:21]

Consistantly congenial[00:00:24]

And quieter than a mouse[00:00:27]

Oh oh wouldn't she be delicious[00:00:31]

Tidying up the dishes[00:00:34]

Neat as a pin[00:00:36]

Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful[00:00:37]

Sweeping out[00:00:40]

Sleeping in[00:00:42]

Everybody ought to have a maid[00:00:44]

Someone who you hire[00:00:47]

When you're short of help[00:00:48]

To offer you the sort of help[00:00:50]

You never get from a spouse[00:00:53]

Fluttering up the stairway[00:00:56]

Shuttering up the windows[00:00:57]

Cluttering up the bedroom[00:00:59]

Buttering up the master[00:01:01]

Puttering all around the house[00:01:02]

Oh oh[00:01:08]

Think of her at the dustbin[00:01:09]

'Specially when she's[00:01:10]

Just been[00:01:11]

Traipsing about[00:01:12]

Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful[00:01:14]

Living in[00:01:17]

Giving out[00:01:18]

Everybody ought to have a maid[00:01:20]

Daintily collecting bits of paper n'strings[00:01:23]

Appealing in her apron strings[00:01:26]

Beguiling in her blouse[00:01:29]

Pattering through the attic[00:01:33]

Chattering in the cellar[00:01:34]

Clattering in the kitchen[00:01:36]

Flattering in the bedroom[00:01:37]

Puttering all around the house[00:01:39]

The house[00:01:45]

The house[00:01:48]

The house[00:01:51]

A maid[00:01:59]

A maid[00:02:00]

A maid[00:02:01]

A maid[00:02:01]

Everybody ought to have a maid[00:02:02]

Someone who's efficient and reliable[00:02:05]

Obedient and pliable[00:02:08]

And quieter than a mouse[00:02:11]

Oh oh wouldn't she be so nimble[00:02:16]

Fiddling with her thimble[00:02:19]

Mending her gown[00:02:20]

Oh oh wouldn't she be delightful[00:02:22]

Cleaning up[00:02:25]

Leaning down[00:02:26]

Everybody ought to have a maid[00:02:28]

Someone who'll be busy as a bumblebee[00:02:31]

And even if you grumble be[00:02:34]

As graceful as a grouse[00:02:37]

Wriggling in the anteroom[00:02:40]

Jiggling in the living room[00:02:42]

Giggling in the dining room[00:02:44]

Wiggling in the other rooms[00:02:45]

Puttering all around the house[00:02:47]

The house[00:02:53]

The house[00:02:56]

The house[00:02:59]