《The Great Debate》歌词

歌曲： The Great Debate

所属专辑：Dark Matter

歌手： Randy Newman

时长： 08:09

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The Great Debate (伟大的辩论) - Randy Newman (兰迪·纽曼)[00:00:00]

Written by：Randy Newman[00:00:00]

Welcome welcome welcome to this great arena[00:00:01]

Durham North Carolina the heart of the Research Triangle[00:00:06]

We've come to this particular place tonight[00:00:13]

'Cause we gotta look at things from every angle[00:00:16]

We need some answers to some complicated questions[00:00:19]

If we're going to get it right[00:00:23]

To that end we have here gathered[00:00:26]

Some of the most expensive scientists in the world[00:00:28]

Eminent scientists that is[00:00:31]

We got biologists biometricians got a quantum mechanic and astrophysicians[00:00:33]

Got a cosmologist and a cosmetician got an astronaut[00:00:38]

We got Astro Boy[00:00:42]

We got he-doctors she-doctors knee doctors tree doctors[00:00:47]

We a got a lumberjack and a life coach[00:00:51]

On the other side we have the true believers[00:00:56]

We got the Baptists the Methodists Presbyterians[00:01:00]

The Episcopalians are here pass the hat[00:01:04]

We got the Shakers the Quakers the anti innoculators[00:01:06]

The Big Boss Line from Madison Town[00:01:10]

The Six Blind Boys Five Tons of Joy[00:01:13]

Give 'em room get out of the way[00:01:16]

We got a Bible Belter from the Mississippi Delta[00:01:19]

Have them all arranged[00:01:24]

Scientists are you ready[00:01:30]

First question dark matter[00:01:35]

Oh dark matter[00:01:41]

Give me someone knows somethin' about space[00:01:44]

The Scientists send a representative[00:01:49]

Nice space music Georgie[00:01:50]

All right what is it[00:01:51]

Where is it[00:01:54]

Can we get some[00:01:56]

Stand up sir would you[00:01:59]

You are standing forgive me[00:02:01]

Dark matter go ahead[00:02:06]

Dark matter is out in space[00:02:10]

It's seventy-five percent of everything[00:02:15]

Just a moment sir[00:02:20]

Do yourself a favor use our music[00:02:22]

People like it and your music's making people sick[00:02:24]

All right[00:02:28]

It's a free country go ahead[00:02:29]

Dark matter what is it[00:02:30]

We don't know what it is but we think it's everywhere[00:02:32]

I'd like to take a look at it[00:02:42]

Can we get some down here[00:02:44]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:02:47]

Of course not[00:02:51]

Let me get this straight[00:02:53]

You don't know what it is you don't know where it is[00:02:55]

And we can't get any[00:02:58]

Put that to the one side[00:03:00]

Let's put the Lord faith eternity and whatever on the other side[00:03:02]

Show of hands[00:03:08]

I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time[00:03:11]

I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time[00:03:15]

Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will[00:03:19]

I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time[00:03:23]

All right one nothing[00:03:30]

Next one's gonna be a hard one[00:03:33]

It's about the theory of evolution and it's about animals also[00:03:35]

So give me someone knows somethin' about evolution and animals[00:03:40]

Who you got[00:03:44]

Wow you're a beautiful woman aren't you[00:03:46]

Doesn't matter of course[00:03:51]

But if this science thing doesn't work out for you[00:03:52]

Oh don't boo me don't boo me[00:03:56]

I'm just kiddin' you you know that[00:03:58]

Here's my question explain me the giraffe[00:04:00]

Go ahead[00:04:05]

Elaborate[00:04:08]

With pleasure miss[00:04:09]

The giraffe to survive must eat leaves high up on the Yabba Yabba tree[00:04:12]

That's true isn't it[00:04:18]

Of course it is[00:04:19]

Everyone knows that[00:04:21]

But Mr. Darwin's giraffe the halfway-giraffe[00:04:23]

With a halfway-giraffe neck[00:04:27]

Could never have reached the highest branches of the Yabba Yabba[00:04:30]

Therefore he could not have survived[00:04:33]

It's only common sense[00:04:37]

Unfortunately for you Mr. Charles Darwin[00:04:39]

Didn't have any common sense[00:04:42]

Evolution is a theory and we have just now tonight disproved it[00:04:44]

Show of hands[00:04:51]

I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time[00:04:59]

I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time[00:05:03]

Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will[00:05:07]

I'll take Jesus every time[00:05:11]

All right two nothing[00:05:17]

Next question global warming[00:05:18]

Is it and if so so what[00:05:20]

One of the true believers seeks to be recognized[00:05:25]

Hand him a mic Charles[00:05:27]

Thank you[00:05:29]

Sir do you know what you are you're an idiot[00:05:34]

You're a strawman a fabrication[00:05:40]

You see the author of this little vignette[00:05:44]

Mr. Newman self-described atheist and communist[00:05:46]

Creates characters like you as objects of ridicule[00:05:51]

He doesn't believe anything he has you say[00:05:56]

Nor does he want us to believe anything you say[00:05:59]

Makes it easy for him to knock you down hence a strawman[00:06:03]

I myself believe in Jesus[00:06:08]

I believe in evolution also[00:06:11]

I believe in global warming and in life everlasting[00:06:13]

No one can knock me down[00:06:19]

Oh we can knock you down Mister[00:06:23]

We can knock your communist friend down too Communist[00:06:25]

You call me an idiot[00:06:30]

We've been knocking people like Mr. Newman down for years and years[00:06:32]

Like this page 35 Georgie[00:06:37]

Mrs. Dorothy page 35[00:06:42]

I know someone is watching me[00:06:50]

Everywhere I go[00:06:54]

Someone sees everything I see[00:06:58]

Knows everything I know[00:07:03]

When I'm in trouble don't have a friend[00:07:07]

There's still somebody on whom I can depend[00:07:11]

Someone who'll be there 'till the very end[00:07:16]

Someone is watching me[00:07:20]

Someone is watching me[00:07:24]

Someone is watching me[00:07:28]

For so long I was too blind to see[00:07:33]

Someone is watching[00:07:37]

Someone is watching[00:07:39]

Someone is watching me[00:07:42]

Take a little break ladies and gentlemen[00:07:46]

Fifteen maybe twenty-five minutes depending on how the merchandise is moving[00:07:48]

We'll be right back[00:07:56]