所属专辑:World of Tanks
歌手: Dan Bull
时长: 02:25
World of Tanks - Dan Bull[00:00:00]
Written by:Dan Bull[00:00:01]
I'm driving a titan without a licence[00:00:11]
These mean beasts begin at like five tons[00:00:14]
It's a cypher like no other[00:00:16]
Tough mudder got you frightened you're no object[00:00:18]
Though you claim you're heavy weight like tyson[00:00:20]
Nah sure now let me change your mind bye son go[00:00:22]
Away[00:00:25]
Because I say so k ho[00:00:26]
And stay in focusor you'll face a plague of locus tscrusading[00:00:28]
Over your terrain 'til you're run overthe rain is soaking[00:00:31]
Us making progress slow as a tortoise[00:00:34]
Time to revise on what our training courses taught us[00:00:36]
You're in dangerous waters[00:00:39]
So call a priest it's actually urgent[00:00:40]
Observe a pattern emerging[00:00:42]
And learn the lesson kaiser franz ferdinand didn't learni'm a[00:00:43]
Hellcat a mashup of a panther[00:00:46]
And samuel l jackson in shaft with a birch gun[00:00:48]
I'm the real deal though not just a nice actor[00:00:50]
Typecast to plough up the ground like tractors[00:00:53]
Tanks are big[00:00:55]
Big are tanks[00:00:58]
Would you like a normal sized car[00:01:01]
No thanks[00:01:05]
I'm a tiger you're a mouseall up in my grill[00:01:07]
So if you don't want to be killed[00:01:10]
Then you best get out[00:01:11]
I drive a wespe[00:01:12]
You ride a vespa when I tell you to be my[00:01:14]
Valentine[00:01:16]
You reply yes Sir[00:01:16]
I bet that you can't even invent a pun for[00:01:18]
Hetzer[00:01:20]
Well nor can but I don't care[00:01:20]
Cause I am still the best at world of tanks[00:01:22]
And it's a fact I'm absolutely sure man[00:01:24]
Whether you're a yank[00:01:26]
Jap chinese frog russian or german[00:01:27]
I'm churchill meets cromwell[00:01:29]
With a dash of wolverine[00:01:30]
Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily[00:01:32]
Chin up keep a cheery demeanour[00:01:34]
Follow the covenant[00:01:36]
I am a leopard you're a cheetah[00:01:37]
Without the cunning[00:01:39]
I'ma hun a lullaby put out your lights[00:01:40]
You're out of luck son[00:01:42]
You're an alpha prototype[00:01:43]
I am the goty uh uh[00:01:44]
I got more ram too[00:01:46]
Use it to ram you[00:01:47]
You dick I maxed out my contraption can do[00:01:48]
You're stuart little[00:01:51]
I'm bigger I'm better I'm harder too[00:01:52]
You're cruising for a bruising sport[00:01:54]
There's nothing your side can do[00:01:56]
My team are bishops[00:01:57]
Yours are weedy vicards[00:01:58]
I'm a combat cardinal conquering comet[00:01:59]
Aw bless you peed your knickers[00:02:01]
Tanks are big[00:02:03]
Big are tanks[00:02:05]
Would you like a normal sized car[00:02:08]
No thanks[00:02:12]