所属专辑:Permanent Record: Al In The Box
时长: 03:24
Living With A Hernia - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]
All I do is grunt and groan[00:00:14]
Hurts me to walk anywhere[00:00:27]
Went to see my physician Dr Jones[00:00:30]
He took my trousers off told me to cough[00:00:35]
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss [00:00:39]
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss[00:00:43]
Living with a hernia [00:00:47]
All the time such aggravation[00:00:50]
Living with a hernia [00:00:56]
Gonna be my ruination[00:00:59]
Living with a hernia [00:01:05]
Got to have an operation[00:01:08]
Feel so old[00:01:09]
Too much bad pain[00:01:20]
Good gawd drives me insane[00:01:24]
Can't run barely crawl[00:01:28]
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall[00:01:32]
Walk real funny bless my soul[00:01:36]
Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl[00:01:40]
You can't even do the splits now Better call it quits now [00:01:44]
I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow[00:01:48]
Living with a hernia [00:01:53]
Hurts me bad in a tender location[00:01:54]
Living with a hernia [00:02:01]
Had enough humiliation[00:02:05]
Living with a hernia [00:02:09]
Got to have an operation[00:02:13]
I live with a hernia [00:02:16]
Can't get up can't bend over[00:02:21]
Now I live with a hernia [00:02:25]
Wait a minute [00:02:31]
You may not be familiar with the common types[00:02:34]
Of hernias that you could get[00:02:37]
So just settle down let me clue you in[00:02:41]
There's Incomplete Incomplete [00:02:45]
Epigastric Epigastric [00:02:47]
Bladder Bladder [00:02:49]
Strangulated Strangulated [00:02:51]
Lumbar hernia Lumbar hernia [00:02:53]
Richter's hernia Richter's hernia [00:02:55]
Obstructed Obstructed [00:02:57]
Inguinal and Direct[00:02:59]
Living with a hernia Rupture [00:03:02]
I said it's causin' me such irritation[00:03:04]
Living with a hernia [00:03:10]
Have to have my medication[00:03:14]
Living with a hernia [00:03:16]
I feel bad[00:03:21]