《Living With a Hernia》歌词

歌曲： Living With a Hernia

所属专辑：Permanent Record: Al In The Box

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:24

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Living With A Hernia - Weird Al Yankovic[00:00:01]

All I do is grunt and groan[00:00:14]

Hurts me to walk anywhere[00:00:27]

Went to see my physician Dr Jones[00:00:30]

He took my trousers off told me to cough[00:00:35]

Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss [00:00:39]

He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss[00:00:43]

Living with a hernia [00:00:47]

All the time such aggravation[00:00:50]

Living with a hernia [00:00:56]

Gonna be my ruination[00:00:59]

Living with a hernia [00:01:05]

Got to have an operation[00:01:08]

Feel so old[00:01:09]

Too much bad pain[00:01:20]

Good gawd drives me insane[00:01:24]

Can't run barely crawl[00:01:28]

Got a bulge in my intestinal wall[00:01:32]

Walk real funny bless my soul[00:01:36]

Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl[00:01:40]

You can't even do the splits now Better call it quits now [00:01:44]

I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow[00:01:48]

Living with a hernia [00:01:53]

Hurts me bad in a tender location[00:01:54]

Living with a hernia [00:02:01]

Had enough humiliation[00:02:05]

Living with a hernia [00:02:09]

Got to have an operation[00:02:13]

I live with a hernia [00:02:16]

Can't get up can't bend over[00:02:21]

Now I live with a hernia [00:02:25]

Wait a minute [00:02:31]

You may not be familiar with the common types[00:02:34]

Of hernias that you could get[00:02:37]

So just settle down let me clue you in[00:02:41]

There's Incomplete Incomplete [00:02:45]

Epigastric Epigastric [00:02:47]

Bladder Bladder [00:02:49]

Strangulated Strangulated [00:02:51]

Lumbar hernia Lumbar hernia [00:02:53]

Richter's hernia Richter's hernia [00:02:55]

Obstructed Obstructed [00:02:57]

Inguinal and Direct[00:02:59]

Living with a hernia Rupture [00:03:02]

I said it's causin' me such irritation[00:03:04]

Living with a hernia [00:03:10]

Have to have my medication[00:03:14]

Living with a hernia [00:03:16]

I feel bad[00:03:21]