歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 03:34
Isabel Makes Love Upon National Monuments - Jake Thackray[00:00:01]
Isabel makes love upon national monuments[00:00:05]
With style and enthusiasm and anyone at all [00:00:10]
Isabel's done Stonehenge and the[00:00:16]
Houses of Parliament [00:00:19]
But so far little Isabel's never[00:00:21]
Played the Albert Hall [00:00:23]
Many a monolith has seen Isabel [00:00:26]
Her bright hair in turmoil her[00:00:31]
Breasts' surging swell [00:00:33]
But unhappy Albert so far denied[00:00:36]
The bright sight of Isabel getting into her stride [00:00:41]
The Forth Bridge The Cenotaph [00:00:51]
Balmoral and Wembley [00:00:54]
The British Museum and the House of Lords [00:00:56]
So many ticks in her National Trust catalogue [00:01:02]
But so far the Royal Albert Hall has not scored [00:01:07]
Countless cathedrals can now proudly show[00:01:12]
Where Isabel's white shoulder[00:01:17]
Blades have briefly reposed [00:01:19]
Miserable Albert still waiting for[00:01:22]
The imprint of Isabel on his parquet floor [00:01:27]
In Westminster Abbey she lay[00:01:37]
Upon a cold tombstone [00:01:41]
The meat in a sandwich of monumental love [00:01:43]
With old po-faced Wordsworth[00:01:47]
Unblinking beneath[00:01:50]
And a bright-eyed young Arch-Deacon[00:01:52]
Breathless above [00:01:56]
Many a stony faced statue has flickered its eyes[00:01:58]
And swayed to the rhythm of[00:02:03]
Her little panting cries [00:02:06]
But oh wretched Albert never yet has known[00:02:08]
Isabel's pretty whinnying echo round his dome [00:02:14]
On the last night of the Promenades[00:02:24]
She waved to the conductor[00:02:26]
And there and then on the podium [00:02:29]
With scarcely a pause [00:02:31]
With a smile and a bow and[00:02:34]
A loud "Rule Britannia "[00:02:36]
He completed her collection[00:02:39]
To enormous applause [00:02:41]
Rapturous Albert now knows full well[00:02:44]
He's captured forever elusive Isabel [00:02:49]
Prettily dishevelled but firmly installed[00:02:55]
And faithfully for evermore to[00:03:00]
The Royal Albert Hall [00:03:02]
No more frantic scramblings up[00:03:04]
The dome of St Pauls [00:03:07]
No more dank rambles on Hadrian's Wall [00:03:10]
With style and enthusiasm and anyone at all [00:03:15]
Isabel makes love in the Royal Albert Hall[00:03:20]