《The Most Offensive Song Ever》歌词

歌曲： The Most Offensive Song Ever

所属专辑：Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics

歌手： Mr. Hankey&Kenny McCormic

时长： 02:58

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The Most Offensive Song Ever - Mr. Hankey&Kenny McCormick[00:00:00]

Howdy Ho[00:00:04]

The Virgin Mary was sleeping[00:00:06]

When Angel Gabriel appeared[00:00:08]

He said you are to be the virgin mother[00:00:11]

And Mary thought that was weird [00:00:14]

Mary said I'm not a virgin[00:00:17]

I blew a guy last year[00:00:20]

But then Gabriel said to Mary [00:00:22]

My child have no fear[00:00:25]

'Cause you can suck[00:00:27]

All the dick you want[00:00:29]

And still be a Virgin Mary[00:00:30]

You can suck all the dick you want[00:00:34]

And still not be considered flawed [00:00:36]

Though Mary you went to town [00:00:39]

And sucked some semen down[00:00:42]

You're still a virgin[00:00:44]

In the eyes of god[00:00:46]

There was no room at the Inn[00:00:50]

When Mary and Joseph did arrive[00:00:52]

They were so very tired you see[00:00:56]

and Mary had to offer him a bribe[00:00:58]

Said she had no money[00:01:01]

and they had no place to sleep[00:01:04]

Gabriel appeared to Mary[00:01:07]

And told her not to weep[00:01:09]

'Cause you can[00:01:12]

Suck all the dick you want[00:01:13]

And still be a Virgin Mary [00:01:14]

you can suck all the dick you want[00:01:18]

And still be the mother of Christ [00:01:19]

If there's no room at the Inn[00:01:23]

Then it's not considered a sin[00:01:26]

to suck a dick to get a room for free[00:01:28]

That's right[00:01:32]

And three wisemen did appear[00:01:33]

Bearing gifts of myrrh and such[00:01:37]

They said that they had followed a star[00:01:40]

And missed a woman's touch [00:01:43]

Mary thought that she might pleasure them[00:01:45]

But could not take them to bed[00:01:48]

But again Gabriel appeared to her[00:01:51]

And this is what he said[00:01:55]

You can suck all the dick you want[00:01:57]

And still be a Virgin Mary [00:02:00]

You can suck all the dick you want[00:02:03]

Everyone in the nation [00:02:05]

Fellatio ain't no sin [00:02:08]

So go and blow those three wise men[00:02:11]

And you'll still be a virgin [00:02:13]

'Cause there ain't no penetration[00:02:15]

You can suck all the dick you want[00:02:18]

And still be a Virgin Mary[00:02:21]

The donkey or the ox and the lamb[00:02:24]

And even the little drummer boy[00:02:26]

Folks will remember your name quick[00:02:29]

They'll say Damn [00:02:32]

That bitch can suck a dick[00:02:33]

'Cause sucking dick[00:02:35]

Brings peace on earth and joy [00:02:36]

'Cause sucking dick[00:02:40]

Brings peace on earth and joy [00:02:43]

Mary you can suck my dick [00:02:49]