《It’s Teavee Time!》歌词

歌曲： It’s Teavee Time!

所属专辑：Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - The New Musical (Original London Cast Recording)

歌手： The Original London Cast

时长： 03:24

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It's Teavee Time! - The Original London Cast Recording/Jay Heyman[00:00:00]

Written by：Scott Wittm/Marc Shaima[00:00:00]

Hello hello hello welcome[00:00:00]

My name's doris teavee[00:00:03]

Ah cups on doilies please[00:00:05]

This is my husband norman[00:00:08]

What[00:00:09]

We have a prepared statement[00:00:10]

Oh welcome to you gentlemen[00:00:14]

And ladies of the press[00:00:17]

How wonderful to share this day with you[00:00:19]

You've traveled far and wide[00:00:23]

Don't be shy please come inside[00:00:25]

I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue[00:00:28]

The reason that you've gathered[00:00:33]

Is to meet my little boy[00:00:35]

The hero of the good old usa[00:00:37]

So[00:00:41]

Now have if you're all strapped in[00:00:42]

Let the press conference begin[00:00:45]

Little angel do you have something to say[00:00:49]

Bang[00:00:57]

Bang[00:00:58]

Futuristic rodeo[00:00:59]

See captain knuckleduster[00:01:00]

Hang em' on high[00:01:01]

Take your hard drive boot em' up[00:01:02]

For a cyber shoot em' up[00:01:04]

This is the life now die[00:01:05]

Oh mike is just high spirited[00:01:12]

That's what the doctor said[00:01:14]

He's just a mini version of my spouse[00:01:16]

What[00:01:20]

And they said it was a phase[00:01:21]

When he set the cat ablaze[00:01:23]

But the authorities request[00:01:26]

That little mike not leave the house[00:01:29]

And so we let him sit at the[00:01:32]

Computer day and night[00:01:34]

He's promised me that he[00:01:36]

Won't ever budge[00:01:37]

'Cause things went from bad to worse[00:01:39]

When he chloroformed that nurse[00:01:43]

Darling tell the people[00:01:47]

What you told the judge[00:01:49]

Hack[00:01:54]

Hack[00:01:55]

I sacked the wonka mainframe[00:01:55]

I'm captain knuckleduster[00:01:57]

I'm a super spy[00:01:59]

Cracked his password goldenstar[00:02:00]

Never had to buy a bar[00:02:01]

This is the life now die[00:02:03]

It was just a childhood prank[00:02:05]

When he stole that german tank[00:02:07]

But we never wish that we had had a daughter[00:02:08]

Medication sets us free[00:02:12]

One for mike and two for me[00:02:13]

And at six I pour a shot of mommy water[00:02:16]

Well it has been a pleasure[00:02:26]

Having you inside our home[00:02:29]

To see he's just a little boy at play[00:02:32]

And though I break out in the sweats[00:02:36]

When we hide his cigarettes[00:02:38]

We've got him down to just two packs a day[00:02:41]

And now we'll go to wonka's[00:02:46]

Where he'll make some brand new friends[00:02:48]

I pray to god he fits in with the gang[00:02:50]

But if there is no tv[00:02:54]

It'll be like world war three[00:02:58]

But for now let him go out with a[00:03:06]

Bang[00:03:08]

Bang[00:03:09]

Been playing on for fifty hours[00:03:09]

Watch captain knuckleduster[00:03:11]

Make the losers cry[00:03:12]

You can bet for sure this kid'll win[00:03:13]

Mommy where's my ritalin[00:03:15]

This is the life now die[00:03:16]

Thanks for coming[00:03:21]