所属专辑:Wonderful Town
歌手: Jordan Bentley
时长: 03:17
Pass the Football - Jordan Bentley[00:00:00]
Look at me now[00:00:09]
Four years of college[00:00:11]
Famous professors[00:00:13]
Tutoring me[00:00:15]
Scholarship kid[00:00:17]
Everything paid for[00:00:18]
Food and vacations[00:00:21]
All of it free[00:00:22]
Day that I left[00:00:24]
Everyone gathered[00:00:26]
Their cheering still rings in my ears[00:00:28]
Ray wreck rah[00:00:31]
Rah wreck ray[00:00:33]
Rah wreck[00:00:35]
Wreck rah[00:00:36]
Rah wreck wreck[00:00:37]
Wreck we love you[00:00:38]
'Cause I could pass that football[00:00:41]
Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:00:44]
Couldn't spell a lick[00:00:53]
Couldn't do arithmetic[00:00:54]
One and one made three[00:00:57]
Thought that dog was CAT[00:00:59]
But I could pass that football[00:01:01]
Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:01:04]
Couldn't write my name[00:01:09]
Couldn't translate je vous aime[00:01:10]
Never learned to read[00:01:12]
Mother goose or andré gide[00:01:14]
But I could pass that football[00:01:17]
Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:01:20]
Couldn't figure riddles[00:01:24]
Puzzles made me pout[00:01:26]
Where the hell was Moses[00:01:28]
When the lights went out[00:01:30]
I couldn't even tell red from green[00:01:32]
Get those verbs through my bean[00:01:35]
But I was buddies with the dean[00:01:36]
Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:01:38]
Passed without a fuss[00:01:43]
English lit and calculus[00:01:44]
Never had to cram[00:01:47]
Even passed the bar exam[00:01:48]
'Cause I passed that football[00:01:51]
Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:01:55]
Couldn't dance for beans[00:02:03]
Mashed my girls to smithereens[00:02:05]
Sometimes blood was spilled[00:02:07]
Still my card was always filled[00:02:09]
'Cause I could pass that football[00:02:11]
Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:02:15]
Then there was the week[00:02:19]
Albert Einstein came to speak[00:02:21]
Relativity[00:02:23]
Guess who introduced him me[00:02:25]
'Cause I could pass that football[00:02:27]
Like nothin' you have ever seen[00:02:31]
Had no table manners[00:02:35]
Used to dunk my roll[00:02:37]
Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl[00:02:39]
Though I would not get up for any she[00:02:43]
The prexy's mom age ninety three[00:02:45]
Got up and gave her seat to me[00:02:47]
Like nothin' you did ever see[00:02:49]
In our hall of fame[00:02:54]
There's a statue with my name[00:02:56]
There we stand by heck[00:02:59]
Lincoln Washington and wreck[00:03:01]
'Cause I could pass that football[00:03:03]
Like nothin' you have ever ever seen[00:03:07]