所属专辑:Short Dog’s In The House (Explicit)
歌手: Too $hort
时长: 06:24
"Hard On The Boulevard" - TOO $HORT[00:00:00]
Sunshine convertable tops[00:00:11]
You call 'em rags we call 'em drops[00:00:13]
You ride black walls we ride Vogues[00:00:16]
You got a girlfriend we pimp hoes[00:00:19]
You say I'm fake I say you're smoking[00:00:22]
I'm just a mack named $hort from Oakland[00:00:24]
Just like a tag team wrestling tip[00:00:27]
With a nasty bitch then the homie switch[00:00:30]
Bitch ain't getting nothing but a lesson taught[00:00:33]
If your pimping ain't strong it's not my fault[00:00:35]
Hoes start choosing wouldn't give 'em a break[00:00:38]
I pull out my old white Too $hort tape[00:00:41]
I'm playing "Dope Fiend Beat" and the shit still hits[00:00:44]
Trying to stick my dick all in them lips[00:00:46]
She said "No I never did it before"[00:00:49]
Well you ain't the bitch I'm looking for[00:00:52]
Cause she's rich and thick and chocolate[00:00:54]
Wouldn't hesitate to lick my dick[00:00:57]
All my parters say "$hort what's up "[00:01:00]
See me with a bitch with a big-ass butt[00:01:03]
I don't answer I start laughing[00:01:05]
Nothing going on but the Oaktown macking[00:01:08]
Laying it right all damn night[00:01:11]
Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipe[00:01:14]
El Dorado Mazeratti[00:01:17]
Nothing but freaks with fine bodies[00:01:19]
I love to roll my Mercedes Benz[00:01:22]
I'm nothing but a player like all my friends[00:01:25]
So when you call me fake be for real[00:01:27]
The call me Short Dog cause I'm hard as hell[00:01:30]
Hope your girlfriend's name ain't Linelle[00:01:33]
I screwed her last night in a cheap motel[00:01:36]
Like I told my crew when the toss up's chill[00:01:38]
Humping like a Chevy rolling down Foothill[00:01:41]
Get off the pipe fool stop cracking[00:01:44]
Be like Short Dog and start macking[00:01:46]
T double O S-H-O-R-T[00:02:00]
I go solo can't nobody f**k with me[00:02:03]
I'll just kick back counting my bank[00:02:06]
No cokes smoking just potent dank[00:02:09]
Funky fresh on the microphone[00:02:11]
When you spin that wax it's not the same ol' song[00:02:14]
Round and round it goes where it stops no one knows[00:02:17]
You see me at the clubs catching all the hoes[00:02:20]
I don't drink vodka I do drink gin[00:02:23]
I like to get a blowjob from your girlfriend[00:02:25]
Cause I'm macking baby you know that's right[00:02:27]
I'm from the Oaktown straight Eastside[00:02:30]
I got all my game from East Oakland streets[00:02:33]
Now motherf**k you damn shit-haired freaks[00:02:36]
I go on and on as I sing my song[00:02:39]
If you're tender and young I f**k you all night long[00:02:41]
I'm not a no-good punk I didn't make you flunk[00:02:44]
I didn't tell the whole world your pussy stunk[00:02:47]
I cut you slack in my rap I could've macked your mother[00:02:49]
But Life is Too $hort so I kept it undercover[00:02:53]
I'm so damn hard on the boulevard[00:02:55]
Hoes ain't tripping on me they wanna f**k my car[00:02:58]
Freak nasty don't trip to me it ain't shit[00:03:00]
You can suck my dick with some fat hoe lips[00:03:03]
Riding in a Caddy with the top let down[00:03:06]
California sunshine cruising the town[00:03:09]
On the boulevard maybe drop my top[00:03:12]
If you're feeling hot don't even stop[00:03:14]
Cause it feels so good I'm oh so sprung[00:03:17]
They way you work that tongue it just makes me cum[00:03:20]
I told all my homies all about[00:03:22]
The way I bust big nuts in your mouth[00:03:24]
On the boulevard we're riding oh so real[00:03:28]
Not Skyline I'm talking about Foothill[00:03:31]
And when it ended you know what happened[00:03:33]
I'm so hard I just can't stop macking[00:03:36]
I know I gotta stop sooner but I'll stop later[00:03:50]
They call me Short Dog I'm nothing but a player[00:03:53]
I know what she's thinking "I'm falling in love"[00:03:56]
But there's another freak I'm thinking of[00:03:58]
She's got long long hair she's not like you though[00:04:01]
She'll do whatever I say she'll even be my hoe[00:04:04]
Cause I don't wanna get married I'd rather freak Mary[00:04:06]
Make good love and I do mean very[00:04:09]
Wherever I go it's the same old case[00:04:12]
Same damn thing all over the place[00:04:15]
(Nothing but bitches) Tight-ass jeans to pose in[00:04:17]
I used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoes[00:04:20]
They wasn't choosing nope not these hoes[00:04:23]
They wanted big time Vettes riding brand new Vouges[00:04:25]
So like I said before I ain't tripping[00:04:28]
Told myself it's time to stop bullshitting[00:04:31]
Did the gangster walk did it like this[00:04:34]
Walked up to a girl and I called her a bitch[00:04:37]
I said "My name is $hort I don't play games[00:04:39]
I only play young bitches now what's your name "[00:04:42]
She said "I wouldn't tell you in all my life[00:04:45]
You're just a little thug you're not my type"[00:04:48]
I said "I'm Sir Too $hort couldn't be no punk"[00:04:50]
East Oaktown is where I'm from[00:04:53]
You see wherever I go it's the same old case[00:04:56]
Same damn thing all over the place[00:04:58]
(Nothing but bitches) Mad cause I told the truth[00:05:01]
I'm calling you one and you can call me too[00:05:04]
Call me Too $hort call me "Too Thin"[00:05:07]
But you wouldn't get a dime out of this pimp[00:05:09]
So just give it up baby and I'll run right through ya[00:05:12]
Maybe just maybe I'll come back to ya[00:05:15]
Like Too Clean I'm riding Cadillac[00:05:18]
I hit the strip turn around and come right back[00:05:20]
See I'm a big mack and every bitch in sight[00:05:23]
Says "Is that Short Dog sitting at a red light "[00:05:26]