《Jackass in a Can》歌词

歌曲： Jackass in a Can

所属专辑：Galavant (Original Soundtrack)

歌手： Cast of Galavant&Joshua S

时长： 01:44

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Jackass in a Can - Joshua Sasse/Cast of Galavant[00:00:00]

Written by：Alan Menken/Glenn Slater[00:00:02]

Your average knight in armor[00:00:04]

He's utterly the pits[00:00:05]

His ego's so humongous[00:00:07]

That his helmet barely fits[00:00:09]

He wears two tons of padding[00:00:11]

And thinks he's quite the man[00:00:13]

He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can[00:00:14]

A jackass in a can[00:00:18]

There's nothing worser than[00:00:20]

A high and mighty jackass in a can[00:00:22]

My master hasn't had a sip of grog[00:00:27]

Without my spit in it for years[00:00:28]

I've got him craving it now[00:00:30]

I gave it to him once[00:00:32]

Without it he said it didn't taste right[00:00:33]

So what about your knight as bad us[00:00:37]

Uh yeah sure[00:00:41]

There's all that fame and glory[00:00:45]

The smell though not so great[00:00:47]

And then those big long lances[00:00:49]

Yeah to overcompensate[00:00:51]

The glamor the swagger[00:00:53]

Yeah really not a fan[00:00:54]

He's quite a major dillweed[00:00:56]

In a fancy metal can[00:00:58]

A dillweed in a can[00:01:00]

There's nothing lamer than[00:01:02]

A condescending dillweed in a can[00:01:04]

And who does all the planning[00:01:07]

Yeah who does all the work[00:01:08]

True[00:01:10]

Who gets no vacation not one payment not one perk[00:01:11]

Good point[00:01:14]

Who's third rate insurance[00:01:15]

Comes without a dental plan[00:01:16]

Your average humble squire[00:01:18]

Not the meathead in the can[00:01:20]

A jerkface in a can[00:01:22]

There's nothing sadder than[00:01:24]

Some over muscled chauvinistic[00:01:25]

Self indulgent egotistic[00:01:27]

Stingy prissy narcesistic[00:01:29]

Jackass in a can[00:01:31]

Oh my God that's me[00:01:36]