所属专辑:A Prince & Princess - A Wedding Celebration
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Mad Dogs and Englishmen - Noel Coward and Orchestra Dixie Lee Crosby[00:00:00]
In tropical climes there are certain times of day[00:00:07]
When all the citizens retire[00:00:10]
To tear their clothes off and perspire[00:00:11]
It's one of those rules that the biggest fools obey[00:00:14]
Because the sun is much too sultry and one must avoid[00:00:17]
Its ultra violet ray[00:00:19]
The natives grieve when the white men leave their huts[00:00:28]
Because they're obviously absolutely nuts[00:00:31]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:00:35]
The Japanese don't care to the Chinese wouldn't dare to[00:00:38]
Hindus and argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one[00:00:42]
But Englishmen detest a siesta[00:00:45]
In the Philippines there are lovely screens[00:00:49]
To protect you from the glare[00:00:50]
In the Malay states there are hats like plates[00:00:52]
Which the bruisers won't wear[00:00:54]
At twelve noon the natives swoon and[00:00:56]
No further work is done[00:00:58]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:00:59]
It's such a surprise for the eastern eyes to see[00:01:10]
That though the English are effete[00:01:14]
They're quite impervious to heat[00:01:15]
When the white man rides every native hides in glee[00:01:17]
Because the simple creatures hope he will[00:01:20]
Impale his solar tepee on a tree[00:01:23]
It seems such a shame the English claim the earth[00:01:32]
That they give rise to such hilarity and mirth[00:01:35]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:37]
Hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu[00:01:39]
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey[00:01:41]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:01:44]
The toughest Burmese bandit can never understand it[00:01:48]
In Rangoon the heat of noon is just what the natives shun[00:01:51]
They put their scotch or rye down and lie down[00:01:55]
In the jungle town where the sun beats down[00:01:59]
To the rage of man or beast[00:02:00]
The English garb of the English[00:02:02]
Sahib merely gets a bit more creased[00:02:04]
In Bangkok at twelve o'clock[00:02:06]
They foam at the mouth and run[00:02:08]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:02:10]
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun[00:02:13]
The smallest Malay rabbit deplores this foolish habit[00:02:17]
In Hong Kong they strike a gong[00:02:20]
And fire off a noonday gun[00:02:22]
To reprimand each inmate who's in late[00:02:24]
In the mangrove swamps where the python romps[00:02:28]
There is peace from twelve till two[00:02:29]
Even caribous lie down and snooze[00:02:31]
For there's nothing else to do[00:02:33]
In Bengal to move at all is seldom if ever done[00:02:35]
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday[00:02:39]
Out in the midday[00:02:42]
Out in the midday[00:02:43]
Out in the midday[00:02:43]
Out in the midday[00:02:44]
Out in the midday[00:02:45]
Out in the midday sun[00:02:46]