所属专辑:Lion & Albert: Vintage Comedy Classics
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Mad Dogs and Englishmen - Noel Coward and Orchestra/Six Hits/a Miss[00:00:00]
In tropical climes there are certain times of day[00:00:08]
When all the citizens retire[00:00:11]
To tear their clothes off and perspire[00:00:13]
It's one of those rules that the greatest fools obey[00:00:15]
Because the sun is much too sultry[00:00:18]
And one must avoid its ultra violet ray[00:00:20]
The native grieve when the white[00:00:29]
Men leave their huts[00:00:30]
Because they're obviously definitely nuts[00:00:32]
Mad dogs and Englishmen[00:00:36]
Go out in the midday sun[00:00:37]
The Japanese don't care to[00:00:39]
The Chinese wouldn't dare to[00:00:41]
Hindoos and Argentines sleep[00:00:43]
Firmly from twelve to one[00:00:44]
But Englishmen detest a siesta[00:00:46]
In the Philippines[00:00:49]
There are lovely screens[00:00:50]
To protect you from the glare[00:00:51]
In the Malay States[00:00:52]
There are hats like plates[00:00:53]
Which the Britishers won't wear[00:00:55]
At twelve noon the natives swoon[00:00:56]
And no further work is done[00:00:58]
But mad dogs and Englishmen[00:01:00]
Go out in the midday sun[00:01:01]
It's such a surprise for the Eastern eyes to see[00:01:11]
That though the English are effete[00:01:14]
They're quite impervious to heat[00:01:15]
When the white man rides every native hides in glee[00:01:17]
Because the simple creatures hope he[00:01:21]
Will impale his solar topee on a tree[00:01:23]
It seems such a shame[00:01:32]
When the English claim[00:01:33]
The earth give rise to[00:01:35]
Such hilarity and mirth[00:01:36]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha[00:01:37]
Hu hu hu hu hu hu hu[00:01:39]
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey[00:01:41]
En en en en en en en[00:01:42]
Mad dogs and Englishmen[00:01:44]
Go out in the midday sun[00:01:46]
The toughest Burmese bandit[00:01:47]
Can never understand it[00:01:49]
In Rangoon the heat of noon[00:01:51]
Is just what the natives shun[00:01:53]
They put their Scotch or Rye down[00:01:55]
And lie down in a jungle town[00:01:56]
Where the sun beats down[00:01:59]
To the rage of man and beast[00:02:00]
The English garb[00:02:02]
Of the English sahib[00:02:03]
Merely gets a bit more creased[00:02:03]
In Bangkok[00:02:05]
At twelve o'clock[00:02:06]
They foam at the mouth and run[00:02:07]
Slut mad dogs and Englishmen[00:02:09]
Go out in the midday sun[00:02:11]
Mad dogs and Englishmen[00:02:13]
Go out in the midday sun[00:02:14]
The smallest Malay rabbit[00:02:16]
Deplores this stupid habit in Hongkong[00:02:18]
They strike a gong and[00:02:21]
Fire off a noonday gun[00:02:22]
To reprimand each inmate[00:02:23]
Who's in late[00:02:25]
In the mangrove swamps[00:02:27]
Where the python romps[00:02:28]
There is peace from twelve till two[00:02:29]
Even caribous[00:02:31]
Lie around and snooze[00:02:31]
For there's nothing else[00:02:33]
To do in Bengal to move[00:02:33]
At all is seldom if ever done[00:02:36]
But mad dogs and Englishmen[00:02:38]
Go out in the midday[00:02:39]
Out in the midday[00:02:41]
Out in the midday[00:02:42]
Out in the midday[00:02:42]
Out in the midday[00:02:43]
Out in the midday[00:02:44]
Out in the midday sun[00:02:45]