歌手: Relient K
时长: 02:14
Pirates Who Don't Do Anything The - Relient K[00:00:00]
We are the pirates who don't do anything[00:00:04]
We just stay at home and lie around[00:00:08]
And if you ask us to do anything[00:00:11]
We'll just tell you we don't do anything[00:00:14]
Well I've never been to Greenland[00:00:17]
And I've never been to Denver[00:00:19]
And I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul[00:00:20]
And I've never been to Moscow[00:00:23]
And I've never been to Tampa[00:00:25]
And I've never been to Boston in the fall[00:00:26]
We are the pirates who don't do anything[00:00:29]
We just stay at home and lie around[00:00:32]
And if you ask us to do anything[00:00:35]
We'll just tell you we don't do anything[00:00:38]
And I've never hoist the main sail[00:00:42]
And I've never swabbed the poop deck[00:00:43]
And I've never veered starboard cause I've never sailed at all[00:00:45]
And I've never walked the gang plank[00:00:48]
And I've never owned a parrot [00:00:49]
And I've never been to Boston in the fall[00:00:53]
We are the pirates who don't do anything[00:00:56]
We just stay at home and lie around[00:00:59]
And if you ask us to do anything[00:01:02]
We'll just tell you we don't do anything[00:01:05]
I've never plucked a rooster[00:01:09]
And I am not too good at ping-pong[00:01:11]
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall[00:01:12]
And I've never kissed a chipmunk [00:01:14]
And I've never gotten head lice[00:01:15]
And I have never been to Boston in the fall[00:01:17]
Pirate captains log 2002[00:01:22]
Who be this band relient k[00:01:24]
And why they be so full of contradictions[00:01:28]
We don't know what he did[00:01:31]
But we're down with captain kidd[00:01:32]
We don't wake up before lunch[00:01:34]
But we all eat captain crunch[00:01:35]
We don't smoke we don't chew[00:01:36]
We watch captain kangaroo[00:01:38]
And I've never licked a spark plug[00:01:43]
And I've never sniffed a stink bug[00:01:45]
And I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball[00:01:47]
And I've never bathed in yogurt[00:01:50]
And I don't look good in leggings[00:01:52]
And I've never been to Boston in the fall[00:01:54]
We are the pirates who don't do anything[00:01:57]
We just stay at home and lie around[00:02:00]
And if you ask us to do anything[00:02:05]
We'll just tell you we don't do anything[00:02:08]
We are the pirates who don't do anything[00:02:12]
We just stay at home and lie around[00:02:13]
And if you ask us to do anything[00:02:13]