《Craigslist》歌词

歌曲： Craigslist

所属专辑：Alpocalypse

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 04:53

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Craigslist - Weird Al Yankovic [00:00:03]

Whoa yeah [00:00:07]

You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu[00:00:23]

With automatic drive[00:00:31]

A custom paint job too[00:00:35]

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow[00:00:40]

And a slightly used sombrero[00:00:43]

And I'll even throw in a stapler if you insist [00:00:47]

Craigslist [00:00:55]

I'm on Craiglist baby come on [00:01:03]

Yeah [00:01:08]

Well we shared a quick glance[00:01:15]

Saturday at the mall[00:01:19]

I never took a chance[00:01:23]

Never approached you at all[00:01:27]

You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas[00:01:31]

I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask[00:01:35]

Come on let's find that love connection that we missed[00:01:39]

On Craigslist [00:01:47]

Yeah Craigslist come on [00:01:55]

I'm on Craigslist[00:02:03]

Oh baby maybe you are too [00:02:09]

Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo [00:02:13]

An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente[00:02:45]

Boulevard[00:02:50]

I know there were twenty people behind me in line [00:02:52]

But I was on a cell phone call with my mother [00:02:55]

Didn't you see me hold up my index finger [00:03:00]

That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes [00:03:03]

So what's with the attitude lady [00:03:10]

No tip for you [00:03:12]

Got a trashcan of Styrofoam peanuts[00:03:15]

You can have 'em for free[00:03:20]

You can drop by on the weekend[00:03:23]

And pick 'em up from me[00:03:28]

But the trashcan ain't part of the deal[00:03:31]

Only givin' you the peanuts get real [00:03:35]

Don't have no Hefty bag so bring your own [00:03:39]

Don't bug me with questions on the phone[00:03:44]

Don't ask for help don't waste my time[00:03:48]

And don't complain 'cause they won't cost you a dime[00:03:52]

Just ask yourself:[00:03:56]

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts [00:03:56]

You can have my Styrofoam peanuts [00:04:00]

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts [00:04:04]

You can have them all [00:04:08]

They're on Craigslist yeah [00:04:11]

Craigslist Ow baby come on [00:04:20]

I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist [00:04:27]

I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist now Craigslist[00:04:31]