《Hardware Store》歌词

歌曲： Hardware Store

所属专辑：Poodle Hat

歌手： ”Weird Al” Yankovic

时长： 03:44

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Hardware Store - "Weird Al" Yankovic[00:00:00]

Nothing ever ever happens in this town[00:00:15]

Feelin' low down down not a lot to do around here[00:00:16]

I thought that I would go right out of my mind[00:00:19]

Until a friend told me the news[00:00:20]

He said hey you know that vacant lot[00:00:23]

Right beside the gas station well somebody bought it[00:00:24]

And on that spot they're gonna build a shop[00:00:26]

Where we can go buy bolts and screws[00:00:28]

Since then I've been walking on air air[00:00:30]

I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair[00:00:32]

'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care[00:00:34]

I've been waiting since last June[00:00:35]

For this day to finally arrive[00:00:38]

I'm so happy happy now just to be alive[00:00:39]

'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside[00:00:41]

Well I hope they open soon[00:00:43]

I can't wait no I can't wait[00:00:46]

When are they gonna open up that door[00:00:49]

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the[00:00:53]

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the[00:00:55]

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the[00:00:57]

Hardware store[00:00:59]

In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight[00:01:10]

Right in front of the store then as soon as it was light out[00:01:12]

I pressed my nose right up against the glass[00:01:14]

You know I had to be first in line[00:01:15]

Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom[00:01:18]

Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house[00:01:19]

See those hacksaws very very soon[00:01:22]

One of them will be all mine[00:01:23]

Guys with nametags walking down the aisles[00:01:25]

Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles[00:01:27]

Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles[00:01:29]

All arranged alphabetically[00:01:31]

And they're doing a promotional stunt[00:01:33]

There's a great big purple sign out front[00:01:34]

That says every 27th customer[00:01:36]

Will get a ball peen hammer free[00:01:38]

I can't wait no I can't wait[00:01:41]

When are they gonna open up that door[00:01:45]

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the[00:01:48]

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the[00:01:50]

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the[00:01:51]

Hardware store[00:01:54]

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the[00:01:58]

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the[00:01:59]

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the[00:02:01]

Hardware store[00:02:03]

Would you look at all that stuff[00:02:18]

They've got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters[00:02:22]

Trash compactors juice extractor shower rods and water meters[00:02:24]

Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires[00:02:26]

Bb pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers[00:02:28]

Picture hanger's paper cutters waffle irons window shutters[00:02:30]

Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters[00:02:32]

Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables[00:02:34]

Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power fogger's spoons and ladles[00:02:36]

Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication[00:02:38]

Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation[00:02:39]

Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors[00:02:41]

Tire guages hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors[00:02:43]

Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers[00:02:45]

Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracell's and energizers[00:02:47]

Soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers[00:02:49]

Calculator's generators matching salt and pepper shakers[00:02:51]

I can't wait no I can't wait[00:02:53]

When are they gonna open up that door[00:02:57]

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the[00:03:01]

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the[00:03:02]

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the[00:03:04]

Hardware store[00:03:06]

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the[00:03:10]

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the[00:03:12]

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the[00:03:13]

Hardware store[00:03:15]

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the[00:03:20]

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the[00:03:21]

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the[00:03:23]

Hardware store[00:03:25]