《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

歌曲： Funky Cold Medina

所属专辑：Loc-ed After Dark

歌手： Tone-Loc

时长： 04:08

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Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc[00:00:01]

I dig it [00:00:13]

Go cooling at a bar[00:00:18]

And I'm looking for some action[00:00:20]

But like Mick Jagger said[00:00:22]

I can't get no satisfaction[00:00:24]

The girls are all around[00:00:26]

But none of them wanna get wit' me[00:00:28]

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf[00:00:30]

Yo what's up with L-O-C[00:00:32]

The girls are all jocking[00:00:35]

At the other end of the bar have[00:00:36]

Drinking with some no name chump[00:00:39]

When they know that I'm the star[00:00:41]

So I got up and strolled over[00:00:43]

To the other side of the cantina[00:00:45]

I asked the guy why you so fly[00:00:47]

He said funky cold medina[00:00:49]

Funky cold medina[00:00:58]

This brother told me a secret[00:01:07]

On how to get more chicks[00:01:09]

Put a little medina in your glass[00:01:11]

And the girls'll come real quick[00:01:13]

It's better than any alcohol[00:01:15]

Or aprhodisiac[00:01:17]

A couple of sips of this love potion[00:01:19]

And she'll be on your lap[00:01:22]

So I gave some to my dog[00:01:23]

When he began to beg[00:01:26]

And then he licked his bowl[00:01:28]

And he looked at me[00:01:29]

And did the wild thing on my leg[00:01:30]

He used to scratch and bite me[00:01:32]

Before he was much much meaner[00:01:34]

But now all the poodles run to my house[00:01:36]

For the funky cold medina[00:01:38]

Y'know what I'm saying[00:01:41]

I got every dog in my neighborhood[00:01:42]

Breaking down my door[00:01:44]

I got Spuds McKenzie[00:01:47]

Alex from Stroughs[00:01:49]

They won't leave my dog alone[00:01:52]

With that Medina pal[00:01:53]

I went up to this girl[00:01:57]

She said"Hi my name is Sheena"[00:01:58]

I'd thought she'd be good to go[00:02:00]

With a little funky cold medina[00:02:02]

She said "I'd like a drink"[00:02:04]

I said hmm OK I'll go get it[00:02:06]

And then a couple of sips[00:02:08]

She cold licked her lips[00:02:10]

And I knew that she was wit' it[00:02:11]

So I took her to my crib and[00:02:13]

Everything went as well as planned[00:02:15]

But when she got undressed[00:02:17]

It was a big ol' mess[00:02:18]

Sheena was a man[00:02:19]

So I threw him out[00:02:21]

I don't fool around[00:02:22]

With no Oscar Mayer Weiner[00:02:23]

You must be sure you're girl is pure[00:02:25]

For the funky cold medina[00:02:27]

Y'know[00:02:30]

Y'know what a man[00:02:32]

This is the eighties[00:02:35]

And the Loc is down wit' the ladies[00:02:35]

Break it down[00:02:44]

HA HA[00:03:01]

HA HA[00:03:03]

HA HA[00:03:05]

HA HA[00:03:07]

HA HA[00:03:09]

HA HA[00:03:11]

Black in the saddle[00:03:18]

Lookin' for a little affection[00:03:20]

I took a shot as a contestant[00:03:22]

On the Love Connection[00:03:24]

The audience voted[00:03:26]

And y'know they picked a winner[00:03:28]

I took my date to the Hilton[00:03:30]

For medina and some dinner[00:03:32]

She had a few drinks[00:03:34]

I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting[00:03:36]

Instead she started talking about[00:03:39]

Plans for our wedding[00:03:40]

So a couple of sips of this love[00:03:42]

Now is so fast how is senior[00:03:44]

As well as find you don't play around[00:03:46]

What a funky cold medina[00:03:48]

Y'know what I'm saying[00:03:52]

That medina's a monster[00:03:54]

Funky cold medina[00:03:58]