所属专辑:RMXXOLOGY (Deluxe Edition) [Explicit]
歌手: Tone-Loc
时长: 03:18
Funky Cold Medina (Aaron LaCrate & Debonair Samir RMX) - Tone-Loc[00:00:00]
Written by:Matt Dike[00:00:02]
Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action[00:00:30]
But like mike jagger said I can't get no satisfaction[00:00:34]
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me[00:00:38]
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C[00:00:42]
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar[00:00:46]
Havin' drinks with some no name chump[00:00:49]
When they know that I'm the star[00:00:51]
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina[00:00:53]
I asked the guy why you so fly he said funky cold Medina[00:00:57]
Funky cold Medina[00:01:08]
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks[00:01:16]
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick[00:01:20]
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac[00:01:24]
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap[00:01:28]
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg[00:01:31]
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me[00:01:35]
And did the wild thing on my leg[00:01:37]
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner[00:01:39]
But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold Medina[00:01:43]
You know what I'm sayin'[00:01:47]
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door[00:01:49]
I got spuds mckenzie[00:01:53]
Alex from stroh's[00:01:55]
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina[00:01:59]
I went up to this girl she said hi my name is Sheena[00:02:02]
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold Medina[00:02:06]
She said I'd like a drink I said ehm okay I'll go get it[00:02:10]
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips[00:02:13]
And I knew that she was with it[00:02:15]
So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned[00:02:17]
But when she got undressed it was a big old mess Sheena was a man[00:02:21]
So I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener[00:02:25]
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold Medina[00:02:29]
You know ain't no plans with a man[00:02:35]
This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies[00:02:38]