《The Evil Prince(Line In Vancouver， British Columbia， 1984)》歌词

歌曲： The Evil Prince(Line In Vancouver， British Columbia， 1984)

所属专辑：You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore， Vol. 4

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 07:12

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The Evil Prince - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

Well well well now [00:00:18]

Dis de nasty sucker dat be respondable fo de[00:00:20]

Enwhiffment o de origumal potium [00:00:23]

Now in his infinate respondable party personage as de[00:00:28]

Evil Prince and through de magik o stage-kraft of course [00:00:31]

Wes about to see what gwine on in his magikal conjurance up[00:00:35]

Of his little cauldrom of doom Now check it on out now[00:00:39]

Somewhere over there I can tell [00:00:46]

I guess so[00:00:51]

Theres the voice of[00:00:53]

A potato-headed whatchamacallit[00:00:54]

Whoo do tell [00:00:58]

Who does not wish me well [00:01:00]

His clothes are quite stupid [00:01:04]

And also his shoes [00:01:07]

Ain't no bussiness like show business[00:01:10]

He's got a big ol duck-mouth [00:01:12]

Who knows how he chews [00:01:15]

He thinks he knows something[00:01:22]

About THE GREAT PLAN [00:01:25]

How ULTIMATE BLANDNESS[00:01:29]

Must RULE and COMMAND[00:01:33]

He knows not a drop [00:01:41]

Not a crumb [00:01:42]

Not a whit [00:01:43]

Of the reason for doing[00:01:44]

This criminal shit[00:01:46]

And then if he did [00:01:47]

Would it matter a bit [00:01:48]

Not at all [00:01:53]

Because IT IS WRIT:[00:01:55]

Our BEIGE-BLANDISH GOD[00:01:59]

Tends to CERTIFY IT:[00:02:01]

Only the boring and bland shall survive [00:02:06]

Only the lamest of lameness will thrive [00:02:09]

Take it or leave it you won't be alive [00:02:12]

If you are overtly CREATIVE [00:02:15]

Fairies and faggots and queers are[00:02:21]

CREATIVE[00:02:24]

All the best music on Broadway is[00:02:25]

NATIVE[00:02:27]

Who will step forward[00:02:28]

And end all this trouble [00:02:29]

For beige-blandish citizens [00:02:30]

Clutching the rubble[00:02:32]

Of vanishing dreams[00:02:33]

Of wimpish amusement [00:02:35]

Replaced by a rash[00:02:37]

Of CREATIVE confusement [00:02:38]

Soon my brave Zombies [00:02:43]

Youll make your return [00:02:44]

Broadway will glow [00:02:45]

Broadway will burn [00:02:47]

Along with the remnants of[00:02:49]

EVERYTHING NEW[00:02:50]

My HOLY DISEASE will do[00:02:51]

Wonders for you [00:02:54]

Those lovely producers[00:02:55]

Who paid for you then[00:02:56]

Will do it again and again and again [00:02:58]

The spying potato[00:03:01]

The spying potato[00:03:02]

With horrible diction[00:03:03]

And terrible diction[00:03:05]

Will rot in the garbage[00:03:06]

I can smell it right now[00:03:07]

When this shows eviction[00:03:08]

Takes place shortly after[00:03:09]

My alternate skill[00:03:12]

Of THEATRICAL SABOTAGE[00:03:13]

Triumphs YOUR will [00:03:15]

I've a special review[00:03:19]

Yes I know you really do [00:03:23]

I've been saving for years[00:03:24]

Yes I know you really have[00:03:25]

For a show just like this [00:03:27]

For a really stupid show[00:03:28]

With POTATOES and QUEERS[00:03:30]

I'll say its disgusting atrocious and dull[00:03:33]

I'll say it makes boils inside of your skull[00:03:36]

I'll say its the worst -of-the-worst of the year [00:03:38]

No wind down the plain and its hard on your ear[00:03:41]

I'll say its the work of an infantile mind[00:03:45]

I'll say that its tasteless and that you will find[00:03:47]

A better excuse to spend money or time[00:03:50]

At a Tupper-Ware Party wee-oo[00:03:53]

So do be a smarty [00:03:57]

Oo-oo-wee-oo[00:03:59]

Hold on to that dollar[00:04:00]

A little while longer[00:04:01]

For spending it here [00:04:03]

Why it couldn't be wronger [00:04:04]

What's HAPPENED TO BROADWAY [00:04:09]

WHERES IT GONE ALL THE GLITTER [00:04:12]

THE HEART AND SOUL[00:04:15]

THE PATTER [00:04:18]

THE PITTER [00:04:19]

And after this deadly review hits the paper [00:04:21]

In will come ROPER BENDER & RAPER [00:04:25]

To legally execute all that remains[00:04:28]

Of this tragic amusement for drug-addled brains[00:04:31]

Drug-addled brains drug addled brains[00:04:38]

(solo)[00:05:42]

Hold on to that g-string[00:06:26]

A little while longer[00:06:29]

For spending it here [00:06:31]

Why it couldn't be wronger [00:06:32]

What's HAPPENED TO BROADWAY [00:06:40]

WHERES IT GONE ALL THE GLITTER [00:06:43]

THE HEART AND SOUL[00:06:46]

THE PATTER [00:06:49]

THE PITTER [00:06:50]

And after this deadly review hits the paper [00:06:52]

In will come ROPER BENDER & RAPER [00:06:55]

To legally execute all that remains[00:06:58]

Of this tragic amusement for drug-addled brains[00:07:01]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey brai-hains[00:07:04]