所属专辑:Bigger and Deffer
歌手: LL Cool J
时长: 04:59
Artist:ll cool j[00:00:02]
Songs Title:the do wop[00:00:03]
Album by: Bigger & Deffer[00:00:04]
Artist by: LL Cool J[00:00:05]
And as you all know I am hard as hell [00:00:10]
Woke up at 9:30 on a saturday morn [00:00:12]
Hit my remote control turn my stereo on [00:00:15]
Then I reached for a brush since I don't use a pick [00:00:18]
And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kix [00:00:21]
Went to the kitchen and ate some corn flakes[00:00:24]
As I bopped to a tape a kut kreators breaks[00:00:27]
Wit hardcore heavyweight b-boy blast [00:00:30]
Not soft hardcore kut kreators fast [00:00:33]
Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot [00:00:36]
So I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot[00:00:39]
Jumped out dried off put on the devon cologne [00:00:42]
Then I called up earl on the telephone [00:00:44]
He said there was a jam that we could do later on[00:00:47]
Ten gs plus a limo for one short song[00:00:51]
So I said yeah I was wit it hung up and got geared [00:00:53]
Got a magnifyin glass then I brushed my beard [00:00:57]
Rewound some tapes of some def jam tunes[00:00:59]
As I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon [00:01:02]
12 oclock came left the door cracked [00:01:05]
The freak walked in a mink on her back [00:01:08]
Put her coat on the rack threw my sessmo( ) on[00:01:11]
Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm we drank[00:01:14]
Round hill cabernet sauvignon she said l l [00:01:18]
When you gonna let me taste your tongue [00:01:20]
Her skin got pale I wham-bammed the tail [00:01:22]
Did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail [00:01:26]
She left earl came over and we went outside [00:01:29]
Jumped in the b m ta bust a joyride [00:01:32]
Went up to ajs in my fresh black wheels[00:01:35]
I'm not a sucka on a corner tryin ta scrape up a meal [00:01:38]
The girlies want sex da fellas try ta flex [00:01:41]
But those who flex end up wit broke necks [00:01:44]
Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks -[00:01:47]
Said its l baby I ain't down wit sheik[00:01:50]
Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more[00:01:53]
Then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door [00:01:55]
People think I do crimes[00:01:59]
But they don't know I'm just a conniseur of hip hop rhymes -[00:02:01]
Stop smilin you think all of the time[00:02:05]
But he don't know my names on his wifes behind[00:02:07]
Ll has iced all the washed up slobs[00:02:10]
Vigilante of rap so the hell wit the mob[00:02:13]
Don't run from the cops makin suckas chop[00:02:16]
And I'm only eighteen makin mo than yo pops[00:02:19]
Tormentor of toys and boy scout boys[00:02:22]
And I dare any critic to call it noize [00:02:25]
Peeked at the clock it said 6:03 [00:02:28]
Said later to kreator and broke out wit e [00:02:31]
Went up ta white castle for a chocolate shake[00:02:34]
Thinkin bout a hundred thousand that Id soon make[00:02:37]
Finished up the snack jumped up out my seat [00:02:40]
Then hit the table and he made up a beat [00:02:42]
Kicked a few rhymes stepped out the door[00:02:47]
Said tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more [00:02:49]
Jumped in my ride I took a peek at the time[00:02:52]
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9[00:02:55]
Ll cool j would soon stand at a jam[00:02:58]
With thousands of people screamin touch my hand [00:03:01]
But since I had a hour plus a half attached[00:03:04]
I was searchin for the cutie whos my perfect match [00:03:06]
Her name was renee her face was ok[00:03:10]
But she had the kind a body that made j wanna play[00:03:12]
I said no need to rehearse then I made my approach [00:03:15]
Said you got a good team girl but ya need a new coach [00:03:18]
Said my names ll cool if I may introduce[00:03:21]
But I'm not here for conversation I'm here ta seduce[00:03:24]
Wanna mix it up baby wanna feel ya grind[00:03:26]
Cause it ain't fifth grade and these ain't nursery rhymes[00:03:29]
Now I know you heard hardcore[00:03:31]
Check out the real ll behind closed doors[00:03:36]
Tell your buddies you're busy tell your boyfriend beat it[00:03:40]
Put up the silk dress cuz ya ain't gonna need it[00:03:43]
Unplug the clock do away with the light [00:03:45]
After five minutes or more ya here me say thats right [00:03:48]
Your body is bad I heard you got a caddy [00:03:51]
When we make love you can call me daddy[00:03:54]
I'm ll cool j say hey renee [00:03:57]
I'm not a toy boy but I still wanna play[00:04:00]
Promise you I'm not wack when I'm in the sack [00:04:03]
After that Ill leave ya starvin for me to come back[00:04:05]
But in the meantime what ya did just now [00:04:09]
The next time I see ya I'm goin ta town[00:04:12]
Stepped away from da freak it was a quarter to 9[00:04:15]
When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line[00:04:18]
Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage[00:04:21]
If they call me a tiger then the stage is my cage[00:04:24]
I rip stomp and crush heavy metal bands rust [00:04:27]
Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust[00:04:29]
Walked in the dressin room and then I heard four knocks[00:04:32]
They said ll your runnin late and its time ta rock [00:04:35]
Told kut kreator what the order would be[00:04:39]
Then I said lord have mercy an slapped hands wit e [00:04:41]
Went on stage I heard the girlies scream [00:04:44]
And at that very moment I woke up from the dream rrraaah[00:04:47]